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[–] [email protected] 89 points 10 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 70 points 10 months ago (2 children)

An invasive and life threatening surgery in a third-world country sounds easier.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (4 children)

If you're a woman on earth, there's a good chance having kids will be that too!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

This but unironically

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can confirm. Go to bed at 9pm and wake up at 5am... and 11pm to change a diaper and 1am to give a bottle and 3am for no reason whatsoever.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Hopefully you end up doing a better job sleep training than us! Toddler does not go down without a fight.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 10 months ago (3 children)

It helps to not dread tomorrow

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

That definitely sounds like it requires a surgery.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Yup, I have a job I enjoy, and it turns out I don't need an alarm to get up to go to it.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Yeah just fake it till you make it, set up alarm, go to bed at the right time.

Eventually it will be automatic you want it or not. 🙄

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Exactly this worked for me. Just be consistent until it sticks. It can take months, easily. But it works in the end. 10:30 pm - 6:00 am is now baked into my mind and I usually just wake up naturally like 10 minutes before the alarm. I actually love it 😁

[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I stopped drinking, got a dog, and changed my gender. Now I'm up at 7am every day.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Seems pretty drastic just to sleep better. Hopefully you had reasons for getting a dog other than to solve a sleep issue.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

And for stopping the drinking

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, dogs are a full time commitment. Don't get one on a whim.

They might be a part of your life but you are their whole life.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So it does require a surgery.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

This is a common myth that perpetuates anti-trans gender talking points.

The majority of transgender people get zero surgeries.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago (2 children)

How it works for me:

Go to bed at 10PM.
Fail to fall asleep until 1AM.
Wake up at 4AM because now I have to.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Oh, oh, I know this one! Have a baby. Done.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Get a job that requires it

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (3 children)

My wife got a job where it is required and she still struggles to sleep early enough.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I started leaning into my abnormal circadian rhythm and my mental and physical health was boosted almost instantly

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

Daypeople society sucks for Night Owls.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It sounds fake, but it might genuinely be your genes. Scientifically the natural tendency to sleep at specific time is called your chronotype and it's semi-genetic (it also changes with age and possibly few other factors). Not only that, it also affects your alertness: morning people usually have the highest alertness just after waking up and it gradually declines throughout the day, while evening people usually wake up with very low mental functions, but then their alertness slowly rises and hits its' peak around 5-6PM.

So if you ever wondered how it's possible that you always wake up feeling like shit, while others talk about how they're so full of energy in the morning. That's how. They're literally built different.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

it requires doing it over and over again and accepting that it's gonna make you feel kinda shitty. I'm at my best by 11am. When I used to work overnight til 5am, 11am was when I woke up. When I worked bars 5-close, 11am. Now that I work a 9-5, I'm physically there at 9, but I'm useless til 11am. When I fall asleep has changed as my schedule did, for each of those schedules I was in bed at 6am, 4am and midnight respectively. But when the machinery came online has never changed: 11am.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

How to become a morning person according to this thread:

  • Stop using drugs.

  • Use drugs to go to sleep.

  • Go to bed at 10.

  • Go to bed at 10 and fail to fall asleep.

  • Just wake up at 6.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I know this is WhitePeopleTwitter, and not a direct ask; but the easiest way is to tackle it from the wake-up time, rather than forcing yourself to try and fall asleep at 10pm.

Pick a day with few responsibilities, (e.g. Saturday ) that way you won’t be too negatively impacted if you don’t get enough sleep. Set MULTIPLE alarms to 6am to force you out of bed; proceed with your day as normal, minimise screen time and bright lights after 9pm, and go to bed at 10pm.

Make sure you keep waking up at 6 am and don’t nap/go back to sleep; brute force your body to adapt. It should work as quickly as in 72hrs.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

This is the way! You gotta stick to it on the weekends. No exceptions.

Personally, I sleep in till 9 in the weekends. Wake up a mess early Monday. Mondays suck but it's still worth it gor me.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Just move 3 time zones west

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Some of it is genetic but mostly it's conditioning, like in the Military.

EDIT: To clarify, veterans often (but not always) wake up before dawn consistently for decades after their service. I don't really recommend it as an option, but it's proof of concept.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

For some it occurs naturally in their midlife.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Wake up eat. Gym. Eat. Go to work. Coffee. You'll get through the day but then crash around bedtime.

Swore gym before work would never work for me (tried it in uni also). But I was going to quit anyway and when I did it realised it worked for me.

You also need to change your drinking pattern to day drinking.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Step 1, wake up at 6. Step 2, go to bed at 10. Step 3, repeat.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Anyone actually reading this and having similar issue, it can get expensive but try talking with a doc to try and figure it out. Before my habits got better, i tried diet/exercise, diagnosed with sleep apnea (didn't feel better rested, but def worse if I don't use cpap), and finally got way easier to manage when I was diagnosed with depression and prescribed. Ymmv but thought I'd share my experience.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Last time I tried to go to bed at 10, I woke up... at 10.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

I don't understand everyone's problem with getting this sleep schedule. I, for one, clock exactly this. I go to bed at 10 AM and wake at 6 PM; just like it says!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

I showed my wife and she immediately told me 10 is late and 6 is sleeping in!! She's built different.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

8 hour day doing physical labor will do it.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Consistency and parenthood.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I take a gummy, play an album in the background. Sleep like a baby.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

OK, so what you want to do is stay awake for atleast 20 hours, sleep for like 5 hours then wake up, do this for a while then pick a time to go to bed, now you gotta drink some sleepy time tea, set a few alarms and fall asleep, you should sleep for about 8 hours, and wake up refreshed, now repeat this every night until you don't need the tea.

You gotta overload your circadian rhythm to reset it.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Lobotomy for sure.

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