Always go with the opossum.
this post was submitted on 11 May 2024
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I have chosen the skunk and declare you my rival. Let's test out their strength in a battle. Pepe use poison gas...
You fool, opossums are strong against poison and entirely resistant to rabies!
How strong is a skunk against a very nasty hiss?
But I get to name you... poopface.
Unfortunately there is a 7 character limit in most of the games, resulting in poopfac instead...
Raccoons have higher attack, speed, intelligence, and health stats. Opossums do have better defense, but lack stamina and rely on their slight luck advantage.
Raccoons are the superior starter, they are the Charmander of the options.
So, the Raccoon will initially seem very good until the first gym where he gets 1-shot by Onyx? Oh. That doesn't seem so good at all. I guess we should have chosen the Squirtle analogue.
And the it still suffers greatly by the second gym, and the final evolution isn't even a real dragon, so it gets absolutely wrecked by rocks, but I still never learned my lesson because it's cool as hell.
Fair enough. I might be sightly biased as well because when playing the originals, I had Blue while my best friend at the time had Red, we each chose the respective starters, and I've just stuck with that and taken the water starter in every game since, despite them often being a sub-optimal choice. That said, Mudkip is one of if not the strongest starter choice in any pokemon game, so it has served me well enough.
I'll go with the racoon. The pickup ability is a good source of extra items early on.
This seems like a lead-in to a joke...
An opossom, a skunk, and a raccoon walk into a bar...
...and the opossum orders some ticks... the end
Apparently it's not actually in their diet https://outdoor.wildlifeillinois.org/articles/debunking-the-myth-opossums-dont-eat-ticks
Raccoon, definitely.
But the skunk is tempting.
Racoon is the chaotic energy choice
The skunk has some defensive abilities. The possum may give you an edge at stealth and misdirection.
Opossum true neutral, skunk chaotic lawful, and raccoon chaotic neutral.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2450400/Trash_of_the_Titans/
Add a badger and you have the character's from Trash of the Titans, which is awesome if you haven't checked out the demo.
Just keep moving around. I'll get a missingno eventually.
I love that they're all just hanging out together.
I wonder what the type advantage triangle would be here
I think the order they are in: oppossium > skunk > raccoon > oppossium
Skonx, I choose you!
Definitely opossum.
I pick the dark type.