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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 193 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I’d rather come across a women in a dinosaur costume then a dinosaur in a woman costume if I was alone in the woods.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 47 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

Damn right, buds.

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago (5 children)

but... but a dinosaur is actually like strong and...

oh wait, you already picked the person. i was so ready to be fragile about it

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[–] moog@lemm.ee 154 points 11 months ago

That's a lot of lusty argonian maids

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 117 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Even though this is an obviously AI generated picture (which makes it funnier BTW), this seems like a fun shenanigan to pull on the weekends.

The best part is that nobody will recognize you with the velociraptor masks on.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 16 points 11 months ago

Clever girl.

[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Careful with this kind of jokes, it needs to be as obvious as possible that it is one. Some people are morons and can become violent for shit like this. Remember the guy who got shot dressed as a scary clown (probably as a joke)

[–] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It IS obvious though. Look at the closeup of the one wearing red. Now look at the sidewalk.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

Now look at your man. Now back to me.

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[–] goldenbough@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The most unbelievable part is Hagerstown.

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[–] Klear@lemmy.world 68 points 11 months ago

Clever girls...

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 59 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's disgusting! At what time are they there?

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yes, and at what cross streets? I really want to make sure that I avoid them.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just to be sure I know the place and time to avoid them, I'll be coming with you guys

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Good plan. We'll just head down there really quick and take a peak so we know exactly what it is that we're avoiding.

[–] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] rubicon@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fearection*

It leads to a terrorgasm

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Oh god.... I just realized, "Lot Lizards"

[–] queue@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 11 months ago

God forbid women do anything!

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

Whoever painted the lines on that street was drunk.

(Yeah, I know it’s AI generated, that doesn’t mean I’m wrong.)

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Are all scalies this based?

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 8 points 11 months ago

Absolutely. 😄

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[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago
[–] match@pawb.social 18 points 11 months ago

INFORMATION NEEDED: her discord handle

[–] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 18 points 11 months ago

Jokes on them, I’m into that shit.

[–] uis@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That's dragons, not dinosaurs. Common mistake.

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[–] SVcross@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

You would think these are costumes....

[–] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

I'm having flashbacks of... fades to black

Ralof: Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago

Keep it up, ladies 🤣

[–] banazir@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago

Huh. David Icke was right all along. Who knew?

[–] Mechaguana@programming.dev 8 points 11 months ago

Ill shed a tear once the cons outscale the pros when it comes to leaving them alone in their lots.

[–] Mugly12@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

That seems about right for Hagerstown

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

~~Harassing~~ existing in public.

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