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[–] [email protected] 169 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (8 children)

“The purpose is not solely religious,” Sen. Jay Morris, R-West Monroe, told the Senate. Rather, it is the Ten Commandments' "historical significance, which is simply one of many documents that display the history of our country and foundation of our legal system.”

Only two of them are actually law: Thou shalt not murder and thou shalt not steal.

This is all about religion, and they're going to get away with it. We'd be better off if our legal codes were based on the seven tenets instead.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Not even two, maybe one and a half as it depends a lot on who you are and whom you're stealing from. And you can even argue on murder too

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

https://www.evilbible.com/evil-bible-home-page/murder-in-the-bible/

If I linked 1/3rd of the list of times the Bible condones murder it would be removed as spam.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hail Satan! or not... I'm not your boss, do whatever

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

America! Land of the free*!

*: Unless you meant freedom of religion. You better not! We'll sue/burn/shoot/jesus you if you do! Ultraconservative Christianity or death!

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[–] [email protected] 139 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Religious people just love indoctrinating children. It's their whole thing. Get them while they're young and dumb and won't realize it's all just make believe bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago

It makes me so angry because children are vulnerable and trusting; exploiting that to get them to believe in nonsense is evil.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Shitty people love indoctrinating children.

Religion, much like many idealogical groups, gives an easy place for assholes to find confirmation of their own shit ideas, and a shield of "righteousness" and "I'm doing it for their own good" to hide behind lest the dying gasps of their withered conscience interrupt them.

There's plenty of secular belief systems along these lines as well. Many racist groups like skinheads, neonazis, and the KKK spread through indoctrination of children (parents passing beliefs to children) and appeals to young people as "the solution" for the confusion and isolation they feel growing up.


I'm Christian, I feel that the ten commandments are some of the best secular life advice the bible has to offer, and this mess is complete and utter unmitigated bullshit.

No if ands or buts, whoever was involved in this clown show of a law deserves to be instantly stripped of any governmental or education system titles or powers and banned from holding any position of power for life.

Any religion, belief system, or idealogical concept worth anything should be capable of standing up on it's own.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

But when I try to indoctrinate children I just get burned at the stake

[–] [email protected] 111 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The Satanic Temple has entered the chat

[–] [email protected] 42 points 11 months ago

Conferencing in the ACLU

[–] [email protected] 109 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Did I misunderstand what "separation of church and state" meant?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Depends. Are you a Louisiana Republican legislator?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Based on this ruling, I don't think I'm qualified.

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 11 months ago (25 children)

violating the constitution by establishment of a religion

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

Louisiana is a real conservative religious armpit.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Wtf is going on with you on the other side of the pond there?

[–] [email protected] 66 points 11 months ago

Ignorance, propaganda and christofascism

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (5 children)

No problem! We've got options!

-Fontsize = 3

-Hang them with text against wall

-Hang them on the ceiling

-Type them in Chinese/foreign language/braille

-Bright yellow text on white paper

-Printed with bad cartridge

-Font: wingdings

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

Few years ago Texas required 'In God we Trust' signs to be displayed in classrooms. Schools weren't allowed to pay for them, so basically donated. They conveniently rejected the signs that had a rainbow on it, or the one written in Arabic.

https://www.npr.org/2022/08/31/1120239381/texas-in-god-we-trust-arabic-signs-chaz-stevens

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Put it in the orgional Hebrew.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Welp...I was gonna visit NOLA one more time before moving from Texas to Oregon this summer and leaving the Deep South once and for all. But, as a public school teacher, I have to say this is completely and utterly monkeyfucked, and Louisiana isn't getting a thin-ass dime from me.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Samesies. I was going to stop in NOLA one last time and enjoy myself there while moving from Texas to Rhode Island this summer and leaving the Deep South once and for all.

Only I’m not a teacher. Good luck with your move! And working in a much better public education system. What Abbott has been doing to our schools is insane.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago

Post them in Hebrew, to be historically accurate.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago

At least six of those go against the core tenets of MAGA

[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Name and shame the religious extremist who passed this and ban them from office

Ask them how they'd feel about requiring children to wear hijabs and all of the sudden they'll understand how everyone feels about their fascist laws lol

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago

Nah, they'll just think Christians good, Muslim bad

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm not entirely sure of your translating skills, but I'm board with the results. Will you be doing the whole bible, or just the fun bits?

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

sherman we need you now more than ever.

i fucking hate the south

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

Let's see if the don't kill command deters school shootings.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

To be fair Louisiana can't do much more than alternate between crying and sticking its head in the sand. Unfortunately it is the state where a whole lot of oil refineries and disgusting chemical plants have set up shop and that has just locked the state into a death spiral politically. Louisiana is absolutely FUCKED though from climate change and I think you have to see the batshit crazy behavior of people there from that context. Climate Change is going to demolish the lives of people who live in Louisiana (actually by the numbers it is going to somehow be FAR worse than Florida) and no matter how much denial you are in about Climate Change the fear will keep seeping into these people's psyches no matter what, like rising flood waters slipping between the cracks of buildings....

https://assets.firststreet.org/uploads/2020/06/first_street_foundation__first_national_flood_risk_assessment.pdf

It is useless to try to understand why the ideological contagions of religious fundamentalism and conservatism are so widespread in Louisiana outside the context of the state being a trashcan for the entire US oil and chemical industrial complex. This kind of suffering, ideological dissonance with basic aspects of reality and obsession with issues that are massive distractions from unfolding mass scale health catastrophes (like healthcare being an utterly failed system in the US or rent being completely unaffordable) are a fundamental requirement for petroleum and chemical companies to maintain their incredibly destructive existence, otherwise they would be shut down almost immediately by angry masses of citizens.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petroleum_refining_in_the_United_States

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

On the one hand, you have the anti-science, anti-reason, bible-thumping retrograde assholes.

On the other, you can bet that these same bible-thumping assholes break many of the very same ten commandments on a regular basis.

Finally, they could have posted something from the Gospels, from the lips of Jesus himself such as "love thy neighbor" and "turn the other cheek", but noooo...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

That's pretty smart The United States is a place for smart people

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Does it say which ten commandments?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Oh no. That was Kentucky. Notably they don't have the ten commandments in their classrooms for some weird reason. I guess we're going to find out if that SCOTUS ruling still applies.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Goodbye secularism, goodbye constitution and whoever still likes what's been the original idea behind the foundation of the United States of America.

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