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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 114 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Like, fatally stabbed? That's a bit much

But, you know, a flesh wound, a bit of an ouchy, something to make you think next time you open your goddamn mouth Kevin you ignorant waste of skin…

Yeah I'd say that's reasonable

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nah. Not fatally.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but injuring the dude's heart is way too far.

The appropriately-scaled reaction is to stab a pen into their arm. Or maybe a fork to the thigh if it's accessible and it happens when you're eating.

(J/k but like, barely)

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think we can all agree that intentionally killing or maiming someone is a step too far. A little light stabbing in response to malicious cuntery is perfectly acceptable

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Absolutely, well put.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

So wrong. Also world of tiers.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 10 months ago

It's not right.... But I understand

[–] [email protected] 61 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is why missions to Mars are doomed before they even begin.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Just make sure they can’t take any books with them.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 10 months ago

The wounded man was evacuated to Chile with a knife injury to the chest.

His heart was injured in the attack and he was admitted to the intensive care unit of a hospital but his life is understood not to be in danger.

Reports say the altercation was fueled by alcohol.

Fueled by alcohol. Ya don’t say.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago

https://www.livescience.com/64012-antarctica-stabbing.html

According to this it was fake. And seems likely since I've never seen a follow-up.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

is he wrong?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

As mod, I declare him innocent.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Jury nullification.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If it’s in international waters, is that necessary?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

It was on a Russian Antarctic base, why would international waters be a consideration?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

NTA

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Agreed. Had to block a friend on Facebook cause he would post updates with spoilers "wow, this part in X books where the main guy dies is amazing!". People thought I was being too extreme, maybe I should have stabbed him

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Ordinarily I'd say that was going too far, but it seems like the stab-ee was a repeat offender.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Please let me be on his jury.

I said, not guilty!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I don't see a problem here, not one bit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Quick, someone check to see if his breath shows up in the cold air.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I mean, I understand.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Bored now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I get it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

What did you saw about my cooking?