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[–] [email protected] 91 points 10 months ago (2 children)

They're out because your didn't add AI to the mix

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

AI powered productivity enhancer that uses block-chain algorithms to link you to like-minded professionals with security, confidence and ease of accessibility as leading principles of operation.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Congratulations on being a billionaire.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Of course I am. I know how to use money as a resource, something that the 99% are incapable of understanding. It took my dad 75 years to raise 700 million dollars I inherited. I've been able to double it in less than 25 years, because of how smart I am.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Before you say you’re out, let me mention the people you’re dating are actually AI.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

But in reality they're underpaid and overeducated Vietnamese men. Don't worry, it's just while they actually develop their own LLM model or the unpaid intern finds out how to use chatgpt 3.5.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do one with dragons for those of us from the UK.

[–] [email protected] 149 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And one with lions for us Germans!

[–] [email protected] 86 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

What do you mean "it looks like you just lazily pasted lions over the dragons over the sharks." ?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Those are clearly sea lions.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

What did sea lions ever do to you? :P

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

wait, I'm confused now, can you bring the sharks back?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Those are some weird looking manticores

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

One of them should say "that's a no from me, dawg"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You coulda just done nothing and said they’re under the water

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lions for the German version (Höhle der Löwen) plzzz?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ok, done. (It's in a reply to another commenter who requested it)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Thank you. I'm happy now.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago

I think you had them at crypto.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

Billy: "omg i came up with the same idea 4 years ago! I totally could have been rich!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Wait, this is the description of Anytype! Lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

God I hate that show