this post was submitted on 30 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ah fuck i just made this joke in a comment, ofcourse i wouldnt be the first.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Don't worry friend, there has never once been a unique idea. On the other hand though, there are millions at any given time that have not heard about something major. You made people's day a little better, even if you didn't wholly invent the thought

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You know there's a relavent XKCD!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That reminds me of the worst Google search of 2015. A coworker accidentally hit me in the junk with a box. He immediately apologized, and I told him he made my dick cry. We both laughed, and I was bent over the desk catching my breath as he was walking out. Then I realized he left his computer logged in. I decided to quickly find a cartoon or clip art image of a dick crying and make it his wallpaper, so I Googled “dick tears.”

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Lemon party was my favorite website as a kid!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

How about meatspin? That was a classic!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://piped.video/PGNiXGX2nLU?si=TE9sOmFUuusCbAl2

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When I did GCSE media studies, this video was used an example of how not to make a music video

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The music video, or the meat spin video?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The music video. Though it was about the time that Meatspin was being shared around

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

lol good shit man

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Trump Steaks were said to be so good “you could stick a pin in them”. Just search meatspin to see what I mean.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

It was always fun to visit when hanging out with the old gang!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

It's not a Lemon party without old Dick!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

I've been waiting for a joke like this. In hindsight, it was inevitable.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

My name is LemonParty and I approved this message.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I only wish it’d been 63, because holy hell that would’ve been funnier

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

What’s lemon par- HOLY SHIT

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

You sick mother fucker.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I feel like I need to get to know Katie, but I can't explain why.