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Orphan Crushing Machine

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

What's the Orphan Crushing Machine here? That stray dogs are being kept at a shelter instead of being out on the street? I know it sucks to realize, but the idea that every dog not having a loving nuclear family to take care of it is sort of a pipe dream. This seems like the best possible scenario all around. Even the shelter looks nice and clean.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

While the kids were reading, somebody brutally murdered their parents and the next day they were sold into slavery.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

IDK, I just wanted to post to this community for content.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You did achieve your one goal, so congrats on that. Well done I guess.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

0 post count. Don’t criticize others, for that you choose not to do.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is great until news of this leads to all of the dogs being adopted then the children have no one to read to so they get put in the shelter and the dogs have to be removed from their newfound loving homes to come back to the shelter to bark stories at the children in the cages.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I'd watch that reality series.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Mmm, yes. Dogs, famously known for loving being read to.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dogs tend to just like being included in things.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I'm not arguing against that. Why do you assume I am? Because I'm saying we could do better?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

woof woof bark bark woof arf arf arf

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, I'm not here to read you, but will block whatever bs you're trying to pull.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

They don't care about the content obviously, but they love when you just give them attention. You can see the dogs are very engaged with their child.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Plus, don't forget that the kids also get practice time reading, so it brutally slaughters 2 birds with 1 stone

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

My dog loves when people tell her stories! It's less about the content and more about the interaction. The book is totally for the child's benefit so they can learn to read.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

This made me imagine a TV show where a kid reads to their dog but the dog understands and is imagining themselves as the book's main character and every week we get a new story starring the dog.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

There’s also the bonus of showing kids that good dogs come from shelters and not just breeders, and definitely not from puppy mills. These kids will remember this when it’s time to get a dog.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

Why can't the kids just read to each other if they feel alone. Stoopid.