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No, I don’t remember it at all, but thank you for sharing this hilarious moment with me. I feel no second hand embarrassment whatsoever.
"I'm not pregnant"
"Oh, I know 😘"
Happy pride everyone 🏳️🌈
Didn't know this before. Still don't need to know it.
I try not to learn about Paris Hilton.
Paris Hilton is legitimately smart as fuck and cashed in on her looks two literal decades before other women started doing it.
She's made literal billions with the help of also having literal billions sure but she basically birthed influencers.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/12/style/paris-hilton-documentary.html
Dude… are you like 17? Do you not know any other women who cashed in on their looks before her? That's not "smart as fuck". There are literal people who got rich off of sex tapes based on their looks. holy fuck.
She might have gotten rich (like other rich people do) but she didn't birth shit, except awful music. Documentary, by omfg, you're going to tell me she is not going to market herself positively, in her own fucking documentary.
While he didn't word it great, it is funny how easily people are fooled by her facade. Like it or not she is indeed a bit of a marketing genius, and not remotely stupid. She's essentially like Will Ferrell and always in character if cameras are nearby.
Breaking News: Heiress to billion dollar fortune has easier pathway to make lots more money.
More at 11.
Impromptu Liposuction.
It's the kind of thing that makes me cringe in the shower, and I didn't even do it.
I've seen pinecones smarter than her.