I don't think you understand what FoodPorn is
FoodPorn
Welcome to a little slice of culinary heaven where we share photos of our favorite dishes, from savory succulent sausages to delicious and delectable desserts. Made it yourself? We'd love to hear your recipe!
Rules:
1. BE KIND
Food should bring people together, not tear them apart. Think of the human on the other side of the screen, and don't troll, harass, engage in bigotry, or otherwise make others uncomfortable with your words.
2. NO ADVERTISING
This community is for sharing pictures of awesome food, not a platform to advertise.
3. NO MEMES
4. PICTURES SHOULD BE OF FOOD
Preferably good, high quality pictures of good looking grub; for pictures of terrible food, see [email protected]
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I'm assuming that Food porn is that Food that looks tasty. I didn't really do a bang up job presenting this but neither did I really care nor think about it all that much I just wanted to dig in and eat some good grub
No worries I get it, but for next time yeah :)
Alright if I ever post another picture of a meal I make I'll be sure to try and do a semi decent job at presenting it
Dont worry, this still doesnt belong on
!shittyfoodporn
Give that a quick glance if you need to feel better about this one!
I thought I did a pretty good job albeit. I could've taken a better photograph. definitely not shitty looking food. I've seen some of the stuff on shitty foodporn............ I still have nightmares to this very day. I will definitely be growing some of that three cornered leek in the future.
I believe in you :)
I don't know shit about food but, don't people usually clean the edge of the plate before taking a picture?
It's the taste that matters. Not the presentation m8
Said no one ever about porn.
This is to food porn what two girls one cup is to regular porn.
I see a man of culture. You've got some great tastes!
Depends on how good your taste is tbh
Porn ("Pornography")
Printed or visual material containing the explicit description or display of sexual organs or activity, intended to stimulate sexual excitement.
While this might be food, there's literally nothing exciting in that picture.
This is like randomly finding one of those pictures of genital diseases with blisters and everything and calling it porn because it depicts sexual organs
This is the kind of porn you usually find on 4chan
This is the kind of porn you usually find in a plastic bag in the woods.
Hmmm, "Shit on a brick"... funny name. I used to like eating "Shit on a shingle"= Army's chipped beef in gravy on toast
I came to the comments to find out WTF a three cornered onion was but left having very much enjoyed OP getting shat on for his plate of je ne sais quoi
I guess people are more interested into the edge of the plate than to what's inside