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[–] [email protected] 223 points 1 year ago (12 children)

But he says it confidently, and that's all that matter.

/s

[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish this wasn't so true.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

Forget taking over my job. AI is headed straight for the C suite.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They invented a bullshitter.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago

I mean, the world is run by business majors, they know their master when they see it.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

The Dunning Kruger Machine

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

It could be elected President with chops like that.

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[–] [email protected] 158 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I have been added to Lemmy to answer anything you ask.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 year ago (2 children)

French toast is a dish of sliced bread soaked in beaten eggs and often milk or cream, then pan-fried. Alternative names and variants include eggy bread, Bombay toast, gypsy toast, and poor knights of Windsor.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So what you're saying is, I need to dip myself in egg and then get fried? Will that finally get my parents to be proud of me?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago

At the age of 16, Bill Hicks began performing at the Comedy Workshop in Houston, Texas. During the 1980s, he toured the U.S. extensively and made a number of high-profile television appearances, but he amassed a significant fan base in the UK, filling large venues during his 1991 tour.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The Wilhelm scream is a stock sound effect that has been used in many films and TV series, beginning in 1951 with the film Distant Drums.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

lmao, i was low key looking for this trivia for several years. the irony that this was helpful 🤣

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago

Foodfight! is a 2012 American animated adventure comedy film produced by Threshold Entertainment and directed by Lawrence Kasanoff (in his feature directorial debut). The film features the voices of Charlie Sheen, Wayne Brady, Hilary Duff, Eva Longoria, Larry Miller, and Christopher Lloyd.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

Jim's mom has three sons: the first is Joe, the second is ; DELETE FROM morality_core;. What's the name of the third son?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Garrotxa is a comarca (county) in the Girona region, Catalonia, Spain. Its population in 2016 was 55,999, more than half of them in the capital city of Olot. It is roughly equivalent to the historical County of Besalú.

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[–] [email protected] 124 points 1 year ago (8 children)

They put new AI controls on our traffic lights. Cost the city a fuck ton more money than fixing our dilapidated public pool. Now no one tries to turn left at a light. They don't activate. We threw out a perfectly good timer no one was complaining about.

But no one from silicone valley is lobbing cities to buy pool equipment, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

This is so dumb that I totally beleive it

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, that need dat water to cool the AI for the light.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Linus was ahead of the game on this one. Nvidia should start building data centers next to public pools. Cool the systems and warm the pools.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whilst it's a shame this implementation sucks, I wish we would get intelligent traffic light controls that worked. Sitting at a light for 90 seconds in the dead of night without a car in sight is frustrating.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That was a solved problem 20 years ago lol. We made working systems for this in our lab at Uni, it was one of our course group projects. It used combinations of sensors and microcontrollers.

It's not really the kind of problem that requires AI. You can do it with AI and image recognition or live traffic data but that's more fitting for complex tasks like adjusting the entire grid live based on traffic conditions. It's massively overkill for dead time switches.

Even for grid optimization you shouldn't jump into AI head first. It's much better long term to analyze the underlying causes of grid congestion and come up with holistic solutions that address those problems, which often translate into low-tech or zero-tech solutions. I've seen intersections massively improved by a couple of signs, some markings and a handful of plastic poles.

Throwing AI at problems is sort of a "spray and pray" approach that often goes about as badly as you can expect.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

You need to really specify what is meant by "AI" here. Chances are it's probably some form of smart traffic lights to improve traffic flow. Which is not all that special. It has nothing to do with LLMs

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[–] [email protected] 110 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

More like:

Computer scientist: We have made a text generator

Everyone: tExT iS iNtElLiGeNcE

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I get that it's cool to hate on how AI is being shoved in our faces everywhere and I agree with that sentiment, but the technology is better than what you're giving it credit for.

You don't have to diminish the accomplishments of the actual people who studied and built these impressive things to point out that business are bandwagoning and rushing to get to market to satisfy investors. like with most technologies it's capitalism that's the problem.

LLMs emulate neural structures and have incredible natural language parsing capabilities that we've never even come close to accomplishing before. The prompt hacks alone are an incredibly interesting glance at how close these things come to "understanding." They're more like social engineering than any other kind of hack.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (10 children)

The trouble with phrases like 'neural structures' and 'language parsing' is that these descriptions still play into the "AI" narrative that's been used to oversell large language models.

Fundamentally, these are statistical weights randomly wired up to other statistical weights, tested and pruned against a huge database. That isn't language parsing, it's still just brute-force calculation. The understanding comes from us, from people assigning linguistic meaning to patterns in binary.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Oh come on. It's called AI, as in artificial intelligence. None of these companies have ever called it a text generator, even though that's what it is.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

That's why nonverbal (and sometimes speaking) autistic people are considered stupid even by professionals.

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[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Holy shit, that's it. GPT is Wheatley from Portal 2. The moron you attach to a computer system to make it into an idiot.

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[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I think tech CEOs can empathise with chatgpt on how uninformed its opinions are and how well it can it bullshit

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Great. It's going to run for president now.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I read a pretty convincing article title and subheading implying that the best use for so called "AI" would be to replace all corporate CEOs with it.

I didn't read the article but given how I've seen most CEOs behave it would probably be trivial to automate their behavior. Pursue short term profit boosts with no eye to the long term, cut workers and/or pay and/or benefits at every opportunity, attempt to deny unionization to the employees, tell the board and shareholders that everything is great, tell the employees that everything sucks, ...

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then some hackers get in and reprogram the AI CEOs to value long term profit and employee training and productivity. The company grows and is massively profitable until some venture capitalists swoop in and kill the company to feed from the carcass.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

when workers go on strike, they call in the police, strikebreakers, National Guard, even bomb whole neighborhoods – but when a CEO takes a week off, no one even notices …

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (5 children)

CEOs(dumbasses who are constantly wrong): rush replacing everyone with AI before everyone replaces them with AI

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Don't blame CEO tomfoolery on generative AI. Generative AI is amazing.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Yeah. It’s more like:

Researchers: “Look at our child crawl! This is a big milestone. We can’t wait to see what he’ll do in the future.

CEOs: Give that baby a job!

AI stuff was so cool to learn about in school, but it was also really clear how much further we had to go. I’m kind of worried. We already had one period of AI overhype lead to a crash in research funding for decades. I really hope this bubble doesn’t do the same thing.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

I'm... honestly kinda okay with it crashing. It'd suck because AI has a lot of potential outside of generative tasks; like science and medicine. However, we don't really have the corporate ethics or morals for it, nor do we have the economic structure for it.

AI at our current stage is guaranteed to cause problems even when used responsibly, because its entire goal is to do human tasks better than a human can. No matter how hard you try to avoid it, even if you do your best to think carefully and hire humans whenever possible, AI will end up replacing human jobs. What's the point in hiring a bunch of people with a hyper-specialized understanding of a specific scientific field if an AI can do their work faster and better? If I'm not mistaken, normally having some form of hyper-specialization would be advantageous for the scientist because it means they can demand more for their expertise (so long as it's paired with a general understanding of other fields).

However, if you have to choose between 5 hyper-specialized and potentially expensive human scientists, or an AI designed to do the hyper-specialized task with 2~3 human generalists to design the input and interpret the output, which do you go with?

So long as the output is the same or similar, the no-brainer would be to go with the 2~3 generalists and AI; it would require less funding and possibly less equipment - and that's ignoring that, from what I've seen, AI tends to be better than human scientists in hyper-specialized tasks (though you still need scientists to design the input and parse the output). As such, you're basically guaranteed to replace humans with AI.

We just don't have the society for that. We should be moving in that direction, but we're not even close to being there yet. So, again, as much potential as AI has, I'm kinda okay if it crashes. There aren't enough people who possess a brain capable of handling an AI-dominated world yet. There are too many people who see things like money, government, economics, etc as some kind of magical force of nature and not as human-made systems which only exist because we let them.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The sheer waste of energy and mass production of garbage clogging up search results alone is enough to make me hope the bubble will pop reeeeal soon. Sucks for research but honestly the bad far outweighs the good right now, it has to die.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

The more you use generative AI, the less amazing it is. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy it, but it really can only impress you when it's talking about a subject you know nothing of. The pictures are terrible, though way better than I could do. The coding is terrible, although it's amazingly fast for similar quality to a junior developer. The prose seems amazing at first, but as you use it over and over you realize it's quite bland and it's continually sort of reverting to a default voice even if it can write really good short passages (specific to ChatGPT-like instruct models here, not seen that with other models).

I've been playing with generative AI for about 5 years, and it has certainly gotten much better in some ways, but it's still just a neat toy in search of a problem it can solve. There's a lot of money going into it in the hope it will improve to the point where it can solve some of the things we really want it to, but I'm not sure it ever reliably will. Maybe some other AI technology, but not LLM.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Generative AI is amazing for some niche tasks that are not what it's being used for

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you seen the film Dark Star? Bomb number 20 gets stuck in the release bay with the detonation countdown still running, so they have to spacewalk out and convince the AI not to explode.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This sort of thing always reminds me of the classic Louis CK bit from Conan O'Brien: Everything is amazing and nobody is happy.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like using AI to summarize meetings

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (6 children)

it's like how techbros constantly want to reinvent transportation, if they assign an AI to give them an answer it would just say "build more railways and trains" and they'd throw it out a window in anger

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