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I'm not a doctor, but overconsumption of water is a big indicator of diabetes :(
Thats what got me in and flagged as diabetic, I was pissing like twice an hour.
fyi, needing to pee more often than usual could also be an indicator for various sorts of cancer.
If you piss you will die
Actually, pissing is a kind of deadly disease.
Fun fact: (Almost) 100% of dead people pissed at some point in their life.
I'm scare I'm gonna die
Edit: I'm dead
I looked it up and apparently most people who have died pissed at least once in their lives. You might be on to something there.
Not pissing at all could indicate you are a ghost. Check by taking a selfie and posting it online, if you see a red circle around you, you are in fact a ghost.
More likely Diabetes.
My Dr was always freaked out by how much water I drink.
Turns out I'm not a diabetic, I just love drinking water.
It is worth checking though.
I chatted to someone on the train once who told me she got addicted to the habit of drinking water and was hospitalized for a month or so because she basically flushed out all of her electrolytes and was deficient in everything. She said she was at 5-6L though.
I probably average a little better than that. I also drink tap water and am fortunate enough to live somewhere with excellent water. I have heard of people having similar issues with distilled water.
I do be doing that, hydrohomies assemble
This is really more of a pisspost.
Lemmy Pisspost
My body is a machine that turns tap water with a tiny bit of coke into some amount of piss.
Missing: I drink a lot of pee
Obligatory dakooters:
Came to the comments to post this if I couldn't find it XD
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Just going to leave this here for the HydroHomies - []https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aznnt5JB1Gg
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