son_named_bort

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Another treasure stolen from us in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

The GameCube cases also came with a pizza roll holder but it was a little too small.

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Guess the Episode [Easy] (lemmy.world)
 

Bracket ruined? Have some points.

Ever wonder how the term "pink slip" came about? This is how you were fired. A pink slip on your desk. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Sex: not getting any cause I was fired

fetching bleach after this one in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why was I born with eyes?

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Guess the Episode [Genius at Work] (lemmy.world)
 

Max Power has the points you'd like to touch, but you mustn't touch!

How screwed are you? in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Just don't kick a giant mouse in the butt and you'll be fine. Otherwise, you'll become a political prisoner.

hard choice in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (6 children)

I'd take the 50 cents as long as I don't end up with 5 cents. I don't want a Nickelback.

Blasting off again in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

James is the cat, right?

I believe to this day that he bribed the IQ test in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

I took a IQ test online it said I Genius.

What is a specific fear you have? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My car breaking down at a railroad crossing while a train is coming towards me.

History is funny that way in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I learned about her from Double Dare.

A confusing plot hole from Planet of the Apes in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

A wizard did it.

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Guess the Episode [Hard] (lemmy.world)
 

You don't win points with salad.

gil can't catch a break in c/simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

This monstrosity costs $82,000?

Waking up an hour before you intend to in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

That happened to me this morning. Lousy bladder.

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Can You Imagine a World Without Points? (lemmy.world)
 

shudders

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Guess the Episode [Medium] (lemmy.world)
 

Put it in points!

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Guess the Episode [Hard] (lemmy.world)
 

Hello pointsies my old friend

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Guess the Episode [Medium] (lemmy.world)
 

I don't like the idea of Milhouse having two points in one day.

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Guess the Episode [Easy] (lemmy.world)
 

How is ole Pointsy doing?

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Guess the Episode [Medium] (lemmy.world)
 

Get your points at Vitamin Barn today!

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Guess the Episode [Easy] (lemmy.world)
 

From points to shining points

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Guess the Episode [Medium] (lemmy.world)
 

This is indeed a disturbing universe.

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300 points will be awarded in the form of a tricky Dick fun bill.

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