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Art should be a conversation starter (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
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[–] Vaginal_blood_fart@sh.itjust.works 70 points 10 months ago (3 children)

And here I thought I was so damn clever

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Haha, amazing

[–] subtext@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Every day I’m saddened by just how unoriginal I am

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Don't feel too bad, humans are gonna human. In your locality, you are likely a very interesting cat.

[–] gears@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What kind of bidet do you have and do you like it?

[–] Vaginal_blood_fart@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

I have the tushy 3.0. And yes I adore it. I don't know how lived without one for so long.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 42 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Also, here's a blank.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 33 points 10 months ago (2 children)

How'd I do?

[–] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Fuck this was funny

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 months ago

Frosting is worth the squeeze.

I love the smell of a fresh loaf.

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee.

Bon appétit!

[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Eat Pray Shit

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 10 months ago

Life is short (if you) lick the bowl.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you do it right after you pee, the bowl will be sterile

/s

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Should I drink a little of the pee to make sure? Scientifically......

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 5 points 10 months ago

Well great now I need to get a sign.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Live, laugh, Intrusive thoughts.

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Look, ACAB and all, but I would have to citizen's arrest anybody doing this.

[–] Feyr@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What, licking it, or putting the sign there?

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Well definitely the former. Maybe also the latter, because that seems like aiding and abetting.

[–] numberfour002@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Grew up hearing that dog slobber was cleaner than a toilet. But really when you come to think if it, that doesn't exactly instill a lot of confidence. A toilet can be incredibly dirty and nasty, so all dog slobber has to do is be just slightly less disgusting and the old saying is true. Having said that, if you want a truly clean toilet bowl, the only tried and true method is to lick it clean. Tidy Bowl has nothing on saliva and a bit of "elbow grease", if your tongue were an elbow.