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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Fun fact : cats are ~~corpuscular~~ crepuscular. They are most active at dawn and dusk.

Their high energy time is our low energy time.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

not to be that guy, but it's crepuscular. My cat is also corpuscular (quite fat), but that's on me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Good catch. I'll correct the above.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

and we keep waking them up for cuddles during their nap time so they keep waking us up for zoomies during our nap time

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

I like cats

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Also humans with ADHD

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I'm never sure if the 3am zoomies are my roommate or the cat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

banging the feeder with their hands

Where I'm from, cats have paws. (Also, I opt out of AI images showing human-handed cats, don't you dare)

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

You didn't say non-AI