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Not The Onion - Politicians and CEOs train humans to choose between life-saving medications and other essentials.
That's the joke.
I think they just wanted to build a model system that was closer to real patients.
Duh
So why repeat it?
You mad bro? I just rephrased it in the mostly obvious Not The Onion form. Rephrasing isn't repeating.
No. Not sure why you're getting into a tizzy about it.
You're projecting. I didn't get into a tizzy, you're the one that responded to my comment first.
I didn't mean to upset you by rephrasing the post. You can let it go now.
I would say the same.
Now can we train them to prefer essential oils over life-saving medicine?
why should individuals pay for their medical needs?