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[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago

Given that most police departments have really low hiring standards, it's amazing that there are people out there who do this. Just go get a job at some podunk police department. They'll hire anyone.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wasn't this an episode of Friends?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I remember one where Phoebe is dating a cop and he takes the guys on a ride along where there's a car backfiring but they think it's a gun shot and Joey tries to save a sandwich.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's the best summary of any Friends episode ever

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But what of Rachel's nipples?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

~~23~~8.3% of polled Lemmy users do not remember the news cycle nightmare of Rachel's nipples and that most of us were too busy checking out her hairstyle.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

That's the one, it's how Phoebe and Gary meet

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

This has happened so many times it's almost a cliche. People who do this are mentally ill. It's like cosplaying as a Nazi.