Damn near ate the onion on this one. God damn, how far we have fallen...
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Oh man imagine if the debate was just a quiz show about 7the grade civics
God I fucking wish, do you know how many terrible politicians we'd be free of if it were?
Listen, those two chucklefucks went up onto that stage with no right answers and still even up failing. It really wouldn't matter to the electorate if they bombed a quiz.
I'm now picturing this scene from Billy Madison, with Trump trying to answer a basic question about ethics in politics (although business ethics would apply just as well).
Well done. It wasn't until I clicked into the thread that I noticed the link. Trump pulling a Nixon level stops just seems too plausible.
Ate it until I saw the thumbnail, lol. I asked why the fuck they have boys in their name every time?
The plot was foiled when a security guard asked them for identification and the response was, "I'M ERIC!"
Woof, getting to the source website in that title was a long journey.
I just imagine Kamala setting a long intricate series of physical humor allowable traps that eventually leads to the debate stage, where the boys fall through the ceiling, and opening their hearts to Pappa Trump live on air, so we can all learn the true meaning of Christmas.
This except they just die in the fall.
Damn, what they should have done is bribed Donna Brazile.
The photo illustration is pure gold.
Oniongate!
Fire up the Bat Signal