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[–] [email protected] 116 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Damn near ate the onion on this one. God damn, how far we have fallen...

[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Oh man imagine if the debate was just a quiz show about 7the grade civics

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

God I fucking wish, do you know how many terrible politicians we'd be free of if it were?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Listen, those two chucklefucks went up onto that stage with no right answers and still even up failing. It really wouldn't matter to the electorate if they bombed a quiz.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I'm now picturing this scene from Billy Madison, with Trump trying to answer a basic question about ethics in politics (although business ethics would apply just as well).

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Well done. It wasn't until I clicked into the thread that I noticed the link. Trump pulling a Nixon level stops just seems too plausible.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Ate it until I saw the thumbnail, lol. I asked why the fuck they have boys in their name every time?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

The plot was foiled when a security guard asked them for identification and the response was, "I'M ERIC!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Woof, getting to the source website in that title was a long journey.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I just imagine Kamala setting a long intricate series of physical humor allowable traps that eventually leads to the debate stage, where the boys fall through the ceiling, and opening their hearts to Pappa Trump live on air, so we can all learn the true meaning of Christmas.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

This except they just die in the fall.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Damn, what they should have done is bribed Donna Brazile.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

The photo illustration is pure gold.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Fire up the Bat Signal