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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Pretty sure it's better to do only chest compressions instead of wasting time doing mouth-to-mouth. This simplifies giving CPR to a giraffe quite significantly.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

yeah american health association recommends the general public to just perform hands only cpr, it is different for healthcare workers though

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

what does the american health association say about CPR on giraffes?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

unfortunately i couldn't find any information about their stance on giraffe cpr but for more information you can ask veterinarians or talking giraffes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

asked a friend in the medical field and she said it's very easy to fuck up your rhythm if you take a break to do mouth to mouth. chest compressions only are better if you're untrained.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

fun fact. For giving rats cpr, you dont need chest compressions, just sway it up and down in your had (and also you can use a pippete as a tube for the "mouth to mouth")

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

why not just turn its neck so you don't have to run

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Nope against rule 69

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

You gotta lift that giraffe chin, open the airway.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Well now I am too, thanks!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

It's 3am as i laugh at this

Insomnia

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Well now I am too, thanks!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I'm just thinking about what it must feel like to french kiss a giraffe... Have you SEEN their tongues?