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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

We know if you did or not :)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Meanwhile I had an IT guy think I was just being an idiot. He was so confident I hadn't checked something. Felt good when I showed him where it went wrong.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

How is this about programming?

Edit: Keep on downvoting, I simply asked a question...

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I have a dark secret. I used to have CenturyLink DSL around 5 years ago, and the tech asked me if I had restarted the modem during one of the many stints where I would get bits per second rather than the "10mbps" we were supposed to get

I lied every time. I'm sorry CenturyLink tech support employee, but man did CenturyLink suck, and man am I absolutely sure that it never fixed the issue.

At one point I filed a complaint with the FCC and got a letter from CenturyLink telling me that they knew about the complaint!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

We know when you lie. We can see uptime stats.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

As system administrator, yesterday, one worker told me that they accidentally exited email and couldn't get in, guess what, i just hit the log in button and it entered, guy just wanted a smoke break

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

The bar is quite low, which is not to say they're wrong

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

IT Crowd was such a great show.

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