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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 183 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Sorry for terrifying you when you use a type annotation

[–] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I still don't understand. I assume there is a plugin that enables github annotations in the code. But why would anyone need that?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Think of it like git blame

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I'm definitely blaming git(hub) for that

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

Incredible

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

It's beautiful

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

https://github.com/param is missing an opportunity here...

[–] [email protected] 74 points 8 months ago (2 children)

VS Code said hot singles in your area, click here for drenched felines.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Hot singletons in your πr^2

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

I would go nowhere near a drenched feline since the most common version of them is likely in a very bad mood due to being drenched.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago

She was just his Type.

[–] RamblingPanda 26 points 8 months ago

"Still no girlfriend? When marriage? When grandchildren? Marry her, she's a doctor!"

Shut up! I swear I'm switching to Emacs if you don't stop!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Somewhere in the world, somebody can look at this and truthfully say "she's my type."