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[–] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Nah. BUNCH of white folk who can't stop talking about how great the service is at chik fil a and how they teach people to respect customers will lap this up. Same with the people who insist that chikfila makes the best chicken on the planet because even a single spec of spice would give them an upset tum-tum and the pickle marinade means they can overcook the white meat without turning it into powder.

People are probably too young to remember but there was very much a time when fox news was "center right" compared to CNN's "center left" and was mostly billed around being "fair and balanced". Shit like this is an attempt to get conservative-lite programming out there in preparation for the inevitable push back of mask off bigotry after November.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

In my head I imagine it all religious based streaming, like those weird religious channels you can pick up on your tv over the air.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Oh yeah. I betcha that stuff is "surprisingly" still unlicensed for streaming, and lands there right away.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

It’ll be cooking shows on how to make everything taste like it was soaked in pickle juice for thirty years , and then served up with a side of smug Christian pretension.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

But will they stream on Sundays?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

They're not paying much per half hour, only $400k, maybe this makes sense lol? They'd only need to make $590k per half hour, which for, say, 50 hours total of original content (it is a chicken restaurant after all) with a $5/mo subscription over five years equates to only 23k subscribers averaged over those five years for an over 8% ROI, which given how many people sign up for these $/mo streaming services doesn't seem insane.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is a chicken fastfood right ? wtf ?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Yeah - the fastfood chicken place that hates gay marriage.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Christian agenda TV

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Where else are they gonna play "this is us" commercials without getting laughed at?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

They learned this trick from Disney?