Am I the only one completely blind to these types of logos? : metalmemes

[–] grue@lemmy.world 163 points 7 months ago (7 children)

I know nothing about metal music, but I can only assume that "Party Cannon" is the darkest and hardest of them all.

[–] mihnt@lemmy.ca 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Indeed.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 months ago

Too brutal, head banged off neck entirely

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 17 points 7 months ago

Gotta love Party Cannon.

[–] babyfrost@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

They are heavy as fuck, yes.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wait is this poster actually real?

[–] LwL@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Yes

[–] SteveFromMySpace@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 7 months ago

Makes me think of Atila which is basically party metal lol

[–] maltasoron@sopuli.xyz 6 points 7 months ago

Pretty much true.

[–] three_cheese_fugazi@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Lmao, like preschool teaparty massacre back in the day

[–] metostopholes@lemmy.world 91 points 7 months ago

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Pretty sure the last one is "Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus" or Xavleg for short

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 42 points 7 months ago (1 children)

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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago

Lol I thought you were saying a pretty funny joke. Nope, that's a real band.

[–] drathvedro@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Are you positive that this is not "Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through The Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains Of The Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked The Progenies From The Deepest Depths Of The Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces Of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth To Worthless Eunuchs As Travesty For Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved By This Stupid Society Full Of Fetal Garbages", also known as 55gore?

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago

Yes, I can read drunken pig puke and I'm fairly confident

[–] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 7 months ago (2 children)

First one is Waking The Cadaver. Second one is xAxVxLxExGxBxMxAxOxFxFxFxAxSxSxSxSxIxTxIxMxIxWxOxAxMxNxDxUxTxRxOxAxBxCxWxAxPxWxAxExIxIxPxPxOxHxFxFxFx.

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It reminds me of that time I didn't encode the text right and every other character was a null byte for some reason

[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

UTF16 read as UTF8?

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Yep

[–] sylveon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Are you sure the second one is Xavleg? Their logo looks different (albeit equally unreadable).

[–] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Now that you mention it, I'm not entirely sure. I've cropped the logo and thrown it in a few reverse image searches, all the results imply Xavleg in one way or another, google led me to a post on (presumably) the band's facebook page titled "XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX Design Comp", but I can't see it because it's private. Assuming that's real, maybe it's an old/WIP logo of theirs.

[+] all-knight-party@fedia.io 27 points 7 months ago (3 children)

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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 37 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Wait, these are real??

[–] rzlatic@lemmy.ml 26 points 7 months ago

yes.

https://wakingthecadaverofficial.bandcamp.com/album/demos

https://xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx.bandcamp.com/

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Dude, it's such a trope because it's not only real, but has been going since the eighties.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm just shocked because I didn't make this meme and thought these were two intentionally illegible logos mocking the trope!

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

It's crazy for sure :)

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Idk about the first one, but the second one totally is.

[–] rekorse@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

It appears the second one was a concept art for Xavleg, but I dont think anyone's been able to confirm the source.

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I read Walking Cadaver in the logo on top.

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

From https://lemmy.world/post/19044893

[–] ChowJeeBai@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

Nah. You gotta keep trying. Look 'past' the image and relax your eyes. Hold your finger in front of your nose, then move it away slowly. You'll see it eventually.

[–] UnrepentantAlgebra@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

My favorite is

https://gimlisonofgloin.bandcamp.com/album/at-last-durins-mightiest-son-returns-to-the-field-of-battle-with-axe-in-hand-and-glory-in-his-heart

Gimli (from LOTR) themed death/slam and the name is both illegible and IN THE SHAPE OF AN AXE HEAD HOW METAL IS THAT

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 10 points 7 months ago

The legibility of the logo reflects the intelligibility of their lyrics.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

Unironically a good logo for a metal band named “Trypophobia”

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago

What? You cant see the clearly spelled "aortic cabana" in the logo?

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Well that first one is Louisiana and the second one is the worst Batman symbol.

[+] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Looks like accelerated vascularization

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Australian Batman is that you?!?

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