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"Drinking a milkshake with a straw? Only a squishy lib would do such a thing."
More about Strawgate: https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2024/09/05/tim-walz-milkshake-masculinity-jesse-watters-straw-fox-news/75089097007/
I had the read the article before it was clear this was satire because the line between that and reality doesn’t seem to exist anymore.
The little addition below the title made it clear it was satire. But unfortunately the title could have gone either way.
I'm a alpha omega man level 2 super Saiyan get to my level.
Thank you, I came to the comments just to have that cleared up.. Jfc
Would you say they're grasping at straws now?
Two straws in fact. At about face level in what one might call a jerking motion....
I could take all this wokeness up to here, but this was the straw that broke the camel’s back
The whole thing is a straw man supported by the spoon lobby
Weird, right?
Don't bring death metal into this. Those bros are more likely listening to pop country
They probably also think that Five Finger Death Punch is death metal.
No, it's accurate. They role play being hardcore when they're at the gym. It's when they get back in their truck their fantasy self image role play turns to good ol boy when the pop country comes on. Or sometimes 90's country because, in their mind, all country after that is part of that change they hate so much.
Then when they get home, they role play being a big leader man all in charge as they boss around their little children and make them say "yes sir"
Milk comes from female animals. Real men drink bull semen shakes.
They've got nothing on this guy!! They're literally grasping at straws
I'm guessing this is satire judging by the line "If the massive sugar rush causes your pancreas to explode, all the better. Real men enjoy exploding organs."
Ahh, Yes concerts were so great.
Dumping a bucket of ice cream on my face with some loud music playing sounds fun tbh
And don't forget to fire your AR-15 in the air while doing it.
Well, shit, my water bottle for the gym has a lid with a straw attached to it.
Check your genitalia because conservatives have labeled you.
I've definitely seen some of the bigger dudes with the same type of bottle. Who wants to tell them?
Might want your balls checked if it is a plastic water bottle or straw? Switch to metal and or silicone for less microplastics maybe...
I get my role model queues from Fox news. My medical advice? From a game of operation.
where do you get your fashion advice
Rudy Giuliani 
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Hey, leave Death Metal alone. The tough guys are in the Deathcore scene dancing in their hardcore pits.
Aren't all the tough guys more like in the pits of gatekeeping hell, regardless of subgenre?
Honestly the gatekeepers are more the super basementy neckbeards.
What, he hasn't ever worn a tan suit?
If this is the best they can dig up against him, he must be a pretty awesome guy!
Real men drink poison!
Then why did they cry so much about plastic straws going away?
When did USA Today become so based?
