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[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Some wizard exploring the void: ah yea now that's hot

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Just some wizard sitting in an extra dimensional space where all of these Bra of Holdings connect to being a pervert.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If the other physics question is in play, that means the hall of boobs is this horrifying monstrosity lined with mounds of mammaries bouncing or jostling in non-uniform ways. What was once an adolescent dream becomes a flesh and tit-sweat nightmare

I'd probably still visit, just to see

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago (6 children)

So, how are they affected by momentum? Like, are they dangling all over when fighting? Then it wouldn't be of much help other than visually would it?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago

I feel like you're opening the world up to a whole host of inter-dimensional boob physics related questions and I for one would like some God-damned answers.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

Assuming they use "realistic" portal physics, the boobs would remain mostly stationary in the void, since the body wouldn't be moving much relative to the portal. Also, depending on what else is in the void, you wouldn't have to worry about gravity pulling them down either.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

RAW, your boobs would never age.

You'd be 90 with the tits of an 18 year old.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Living the dream! 😂

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I think there's no gravity and no air, do they would float around some. They would also be weightless I assume. I don't know how this works with things partially inside a bag of holding. I assume the forces would transfer to either side, but one side doesn't feel gravity. Maybe it'd be best to wear a bra under to keep things from floating around too much?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Well, you wouldn't have to worry about them getting in your way.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

A bag of holding has much less momentum than it's contents would suggest. I'm guessing this would be the same.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I thought the thing on the right was a creature with weird eyes at first...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

I thought it was until I read your comment saying it wasn't. I thought it was "the void" enjoying the view, not the view itself.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

All well and good until you realise it is actually a bra of devouring

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

I feel like the people who wear binders would be ok with that. Free top surgery!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Man I was wondering why my boobs are always covered in slime when I take my bra of holding off

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm not trans but I hate having to wear bras to keep my nipples from showing through my shirt, so I wish there was a nipple pasty variety of this in real life (as well as the binder version as well for trans peeps of course).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Portable hole pasties

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You mean nipple stickers/silicone nipple covers? You can get those at the pharmacy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Not the kind that hides my nipples in a void dimension.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

The void dimension actually has since been renamed to Hooters

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now all we need is the cod piece of holding... and some rule 34

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

That's what a lot of Dagasi/Dagashi's recent Pokeporn is, featuring Hoopa.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I ran a game with only women players. I absolutely had this item except it was essentially a bag of holding. They loved it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You really want ur tatas just hanging out in the void for any nether beast to chomp on?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Dare you enter my magical realm?...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I mean, if it works like the bag they'd be protected by walls of force (iirc) around them on the astral plane. So its nice to know they're not subject to being eaten by an Astral Dreadnought or something.

Although that makes my DM brain consider the concept for a Berbalang cabal seeking to feed themselves on the astral plane through the subjugation/encouragement and selective attachment of cursed "holding" items (that don't have that field) onto their preferred prey.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

There was a TwoKinds issue like this once.