The department is working tirelessly to apprehend the criminals.
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"Stop laughing," the department chief said in an interview with WLMY. "This is a wheel problem for us."
The officers have been reviewing security footage before beginning material investigations so that they can hit the ground running.
They aren't having a goodyear anymore.
As to the suspects, at this time we are keeping our opinions unbiased.
But they keep shifting their stance
Eventually their investigation will come to a skidding halt, as they are burning rubber trying to find the suspects.
Let's take a brake from this tired thread.
They're working tirelessly to find the perpetrators.
I could just kiss you.
Return just the wheels, the tires need to be examined further and will take an additional 6-18 business months
Just cut them open, plenty of smugglers put bricks of product inside.
They weren't stolen .... they can be fetched and returned from their last known location in Afghanistan
All because the wheels were black.
Good.
ACAB
After six months the tires are sent to the city dump.
City Waste Landfill? City Police Precinct? Easy mistake when all these departments just look the same, you know.
Ah yes, forfeiture of their assets. This sounds familiar somehow...
Those tires are criminals.
They should have complied with the road.
They were "radial" profiling them!
Tires can't be criminals, they are inanimate objects. Only humans and some higher intelligent animals can break the law.
You'd think that but in the American legal system corporations are civil rights bearing people, you're not related to your parents unless you maintain the same address, and objects can be suspected and tried for criminal acts and assumed guilty until proven otherwise.
When was the last time a corp was sentenced to death and executed?
that isn't the point, also the death penalty is almost never used anyway
My point is they are super citizens, with more rights and privileges and less things binding them.
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Bet your lots of fun at parties , 😉.
Lol if you only knew.
Based and Legalism Pilled
Stop resisting!
Unpopular opinion, but doing that means only that taxes that is paid by residents of the city is going to cover paying for that instead of paying for any thing more useful.
You can't call for anarchy while living in a regulated system.
It's better if the police budget is spent on replacing tires rather than purchasing even more unnecessary surplus military equipment which they will then try to justify using.
Doing this saves lives, the taxes pay for the payouts in wrongful death lawsuits so this saves money.
What is your logic here?
All of this would take maximum less than a week to be reversed and paid by residents taxes.
And this is assuming they done it on thousands of cars, which I believe is not really something that happen in real life.
All of this would take maximum less than a week to be reversed and paid by residents taxes.
That's a week less with fewer cops beating and killing innocent people. Maybe it's worth it to avoid paying taxes out to grieving families and disabled victims in settlements.
Psst. We don’t do logic here.
You're right, it is an unpopular opinion. Maybe keep it to yourself next time you decide to let your fascist flag fly.
The irony of your comment.
"I don't like your comment so maybe you should not comment again you fascist"
Fascism is when people refuse to tolerate fascism on websites.
The part that really shocked me is that it got even upvotes and downvotes... Mask off, I absolutely admit that was a troll shit post, I didn't take it seriously but I also took it seriously enough to not add a /s. I expected to be downvoted to oblivion, I didn't expect it to be on par. That's a litmus test for ya.
Edit: Until I downvoted myself that is, now it's 6 up and 8 down. Seriously though, glad you pushed back against that.
If everyone just behaved, then my state wouldn't be harmful. You made me do this.
civil axle forfeiture