Where are the other kids getting tampons to throw at him?
15 year old virgin
Aren't most 15-year-olds virgins? I went to a weird high school where the SAT-prep kids would have made fun of the PE kids, so I don't know what normal teenagers are like.
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Median age in the US for losing virginity is 18.4, while 15 is young, around 10-15% of surveyed populations consistently have lost their virginity by 15. That being said public school culture is to claim you banged some foreign chick at camp at 13 to brag so 15 year olds that don't lie might be confused.
I learned way too quickly who the posers were and who wasn't after I started messing around with a girl in highschool. It was very eye opening realizing that very few of my classmates had gotten anywhere near even just a romantic/sexual connection with someone of their preferred gender
Virgin-chad dialectic. The meaning is stripped from this word
is it even legal not to be virgin at 15
In most places, yeah
13 appears to be the youngest, as long as the older partner is within a certain age range to the younger.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_consent_in_the_United_States
huh. It is 18 where I live. both parthners
Anon meets a sugar daddy.
Egg roll meets sweet and sour sauce.
This is the start of some weird fantasy isn’t it?
this is my wife
There are many like her, but this one is mine.
Fake and gay! This is definitely the start to some steamy yaoi fic on OP's desktop.
this is an ad
If some weird ass marketing intern at Kraft managed to get funding to advertise on 4chan, or lemmy via 4chan through a screenshot, then said marketing intern deserves our attention and respect. If all ads were like this I wouldn't have had ad blockers on all my devices for the last twenty years.
maybe, but theres a logo for a large brand prominently displayed and the greentext reads like the screenplay for a 90s tv commercial.
It might not have been created specifically to be an ad, but it does all the things an ad does.
"Don't worry scro'! There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives."
There are popular kids with souls.
Honestly, it was never the popular kids who I had trouble with in school. They were mostly cordial fellows.
Yeah the popular kids were always perfectly pleasant. Once I got attractive and learned how to act they interacted with me more, but even before then they weren’t mean.
It was the fellow losers who bullied me. Looking back it’s honestly amusing how much it wasn’t about nerds vs jocks or anything like that. The biggest social division aside from minor cliquiness based on interests was who was pleasant to be around vs who wasn’t. Though attractiveness really did help as I learned.
Literally everyone has a soul, stop feeding into this false dichotomy of popular kids versus nerds.
Popular people in my experience are genuinely nice people, which makes sense because who doesn't want to know more nice people
Given the shit I saw in school, I'm surprised it wasn't a trick. Gotta go with fake.
Ehh I was pretty uncool in high school but a couple of the popular girls seemed to honestly try to extend olive branches towards me multiple times
I went to school with some pretty terrible people that did some horrendous shit without cause. Honestly, the fact they are in society is pretty concerning.
"Chad" is really making a come back. Or has it been so long now the younger gen is picking it up?
It's been a thing for quite a while.
yeah i got out of that mess and went to work without looking back