Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No one trusts a mole

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Reactive agents , like Jame’s Bond, help convert moles

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How ionic.

[–] Seaflea 6 points 8 months ago

I'm glad someone has a solution.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Ooof. I'll be keeping an ion you!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Even shadows?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

They can be a bit shady...