Is this elevator always that fast?

(Before hitting either the ceiling or the floor and both dying, probably.)

I was looking at my phone and didn’t notice you.

Boobs are not supposed to be a solid blob... What have you done to them?

Honest flirtatious answer: I’d say nice dress and match the energy and vibe of her response.

Not flirtatious answer: ”it always feels weird how you can notice the acceleration in tall elevators”

How much?

"Damn! You do wonderful things for that dress." But only if I have an available exit to walk away after. That one's too forward for the actual elevator ride. Leave her an out, and also an opening.

Your mother was right

“Im sorry, but you are fucking stunning… if I told you you had an amazing body, would you hold it against me?” ^cue^ ^cheesy^ ^smile^

It’s probably not going to get me anywhere but it might make her laugh, or at least not file sexual harassment charges for speaking to her… lol

I’ve probably got somewhere to be, so I’m just hoping you’ll ride the elevator in silence like me.

True statement: when I first heard the Perry Farrel song, I thought he was singing "She's got great tits, she's got great tits". Turns out he was singing "We'll make great pets" and it was a song about an alien invasion of Earth.

Me: Barely looking at her “Ohh hey Trish, sorry for not calling you back”

Her: Looks at me weird… “My names not Trish”

Me: Glance at Her a little closer. “Ohh sorry you look like someone I dated once.” Go back to staring ahead and exit the elevator like a boss.

Wouldn't say anything. I'd think about this song: "I took her to an elevator, I don't know why but it had to start in somewhere, so it started there".

8 seconds? Is she going up one floor?

It’s a bit nipply in here, huh?

“Christ, what an asshole, am i right?!”

"Nature has been extraordinarily kind to you."