Ask if her father was possibly a little overprotective.
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You don't need to put a ring on it...
... unless she was going to expand on the chain mail coif; then you'll need lots of rings.
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Take Jerusalem! Deus Vult!
The only right answer.
I guess "joust her right then and there" also would be acceptable.
They say dress for the job you want...
Girl, you're dressed to slay tonight.
"Hey I got your two handed sword right here!"
*grabs crotch*
*she takes a look*
"Oh that's more like a little pocket knife isn't it?"
*makes sad hurt male ego noises*\
Wife
Let her conquer me.
"I said we meat at night, not as knight"
Traditionally, thrust. Thrust hard, aim for the belly.
She could wear a trash bag if she's this cute, I'm still going out with her.
Relevant username.
Time to get medieval on dat ass.
Take her on a crusade to concur the holy land, start a quest to find the Holy Grail, and show her how to slay the dragon.
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We going to Medieval Times!
She can slay my dragon any time.
kneels down, bowing my head against the flat of her long sword
"By the Lady before whom this sanctuary is holy, I will be true and faithful, and love all which she loves and shun all which she shuns, according to the laws of God and the order of the world. Nor will I ever with will or action, through word or deed, do anything which is unpleasing to her, on condition that she will hold to me as I shall deserve it, and that she will perform everything as it was in our agreement when I submitted myself to her and chose her will."
Then I'd take her out for pizza and bowling.
Plate armor? With chainmail links that bad? You trying to get yourself killed?
Badass.
DEUS VULT
Fall deeply, and completely in love
A duel it is then. Finishes last of my wine