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And that’s basically it!
Damn. The thought-police are out in force in this thread, and are completely unable to separate fiction from reality.
Same arguments can and have been used to ban video games, tabletop games, and horror movies.
"Fictional things make people wanna do real life things!"
Now I want the rule 34 version of the story of John Henry. Like, the next pokemon trailer comes out, and one NSFW artist has to put out porn of the new professor before the AI can generate it.
You mean THIS John Henry?
Almost writes itself, what with him being a steel-driving man hammering away with his big tool so the train can enter the tunnel..
bet they dont try very hard to get it to stop
why would they? How would they?
Would.
Vatican: I can’t believe you’ve done that