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And not a moment too soon.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

I think we left a few pieces behind, Captain.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Only just. This week has just been one cataclysm after another.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Came here to say "at what cost though"

Silver linings and small victories I guess.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I’ve been lurking, but it’s nice seeing this post every Friday. Thank you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Same. This week, any levity and consistency feels like a reprieve.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Thank God. This week has been truly a tempest from the election to my conservative MIL staying over.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago