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[–] TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 237 points 4 months ago (9 children)

But it literally did nail it?

It's giving you a list of the items that were received in the 12 Days of Christmas. And it's correct.

12*1=12

11*2=22

10*3=30

And so on.

If you wanted the lyrics, that's a different question.

[–] noodlejetski@lemm.ee 81 points 4 months ago (1 children)

so it's "Ackshully as a Service", gotcha

[–] PainInTheAES@lemmy.world 60 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] QuadratureSurfer@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Ackshully... It should be: "AaaS".

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 6 points 4 months ago

I think it's Ass.

[–] root_beer@midwest.social 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The emoji was standing in for the “A” for “ackshully”

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Only if you assume that everything on the list was additive to the initial gifts every time. I think you can infer from the context of the song, the holiday, how gift-giving works, etc. that they were just appending to the list of gifts each day.

But those are the sort of things that LLMs are incapable of doing.

[–] TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 46 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That's what the lyrics say though.

On the X day of Christmas my true love gave to me, X [item], X-1 [item], etc.

The song explicitly states they give this stuff every day.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Only if you take it literally and I don't think it was intended to be taken that way.

[–] crapwittyname@lemm.ee 15 points 4 months ago

All songs should be taken literally, which is why I eat love and prayers, and have a restraining order against me for trying to drag Hozier into a church at knifepoint.

[–] eronth@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Either interpretation is valid, though. Either one is an absurd amount of gifts, I would not put it past the gifter to have made an extravagant display of re-giving the stuff from days before each day.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

I’d be interested if this sort of exaggeration humor was common in Victorian England. Giving them all those things each day has a very “Lucy and Ethel at the chocolate factory” vibe that would be very amusing after a wassail or two.

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[–] teft@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I’ve never assumed that interpretation. I always thought the gifts were given each day. So you end up with twelve partridges and pear trees at the end. The song says “on the nth day of christmas my true love gave to me” doesn’t that imply you are receiving all those gifts that day?

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[–] Reyali@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

This 1955 featurette interpreted it as re-gifting daily. It ends up being a LOT of birds.

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[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 100 points 4 months ago

Kinda did depending on how you look at it. 5 golden rings is said 8 times, for a total of 40. Same appears to be true for all the other items but I'm not checking them all.

[–] Meltrax@lemmy.world 89 points 4 months ago

I mean.... It's not wrong, actually.

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 64 points 4 months ago
[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 46 points 4 months ago

Another classic example of a technically correct answer missing nuance and context.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 45 points 4 months ago (3 children)

christmas wouldn't be christmas without 42 geese

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

The honkening

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Twist: They're alive. And they're angry. Choose your weapon.

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42 is a bit much, but I wouldn't turn down a Christmas goose:

[–] dinckelman@lemmy.world 35 points 4 months ago (2 children)

When will the AI slop end?

Most of common information is usually wrong. When programmers gaslight themselves into using it, the code is almost always wrong. Artists are all pissed, because both Nvidia and "Open"AI trained their data on hundreds of terabytes of stolen data too.

The only ones still satisfied with this, are the top 0.01% billionaires, who continue selling these products to companies, who in turn buy this only because of peer pressure

[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago (5 children)

I say this as someone in big tech, AI is pushed because it's an easy lie to keep big companies viewed as innovating to shareholders. I say this knowing that Google, Microsoft, Apple, and Amazon have contributed significantly to AI research in the last few years alongside the obvious contributions of OpenAI - the goal isn't groundbreaking AI work, but to act as a smoke-screen to show that nothing else has been delivered.

Google has lost ground in advertising, and is losing customers on many of their services. Amazon is losing ground in cloud computing and in retail. Apple has stagnated with recent poor releases. Microsoft has made ground in cloud, but has struggled in advertising, Xbox, Office, and Windows. They use GenAI to keep their stock price high, otherwise they'd drop like a sack of shit because shareholders would say "what the fuck have you even done in the last half a decade?"

[–] sirboozebum@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

This makes so much sense.

I always thought, surely their higher ups must know this is utter garbage?

They do but it's just to scam investors.

^^^^^ 🛎️ 🛎️ 🛎️ This! Anything but forever-growth is a failure, and the hype train must roll forward… even if the tracks it’s riding on are bubble gum and wishes.

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[–] captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.org 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Seriously. I cannot wait for the hype about these stochastic parrots to die.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Stochastic parrots is an excellent phrase.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Google fired a co-inventor of it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timnit_Gebru

Following her departure, Google held a forum to discuss experiences with racism at the company, and employees reported to NBC News that half of it was spent discrediting Gebru, which they took as the company making an example of her for speaking out. The forum was followed up with a group psychotherapy session for Google's Black employees with a licensed therapist, which the employees said was dismissive

It's a real fucking laugh. It seems Google's go to response to discrimination is to hire psychs to calm it's employees. Real cyberpunk corpo shit. "Let's fix your thinking."

@timnitGebru@dair-community.social

[–] Zier@fedia.io 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So... did I miss the cooking time on this recipe? 350 for how long? And this recipe serves how many??? What is happening right now?!?!!???

[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I was always taught 350 for 2 hrs but will occasionally do 400 for 1.5 hrs if I'm in a hurry. Also I usually leave out the drummers, they get stuck in my food processor.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Damn, and I thought the original gift-giver in the song was already being totally unreasonable.

Can you imagine all the droppings their true love would have to clean up from all those birds?

[–] NerdyPopRocks@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

This is entirely correct actually. Number of items on day n = (13 - n)*n

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I swear AI chat bots were better in 2023 than they have been in 2024. It feels like they really shit the bed this year. Maybe I'm wrong.

[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Tbh I feel like it’s when they attached them to the internet and over burdened them with system prompts.

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

French Hens are just pretentious chicken fries

[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 10 points 4 months ago

Pascal: "I am having the best Christmas right now."

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago

This is embarrassing, bro

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Natalie Cole's version of this does this at the end.

https://open.spotify.com/track/6duQOU1agBhIZy09WXam0e

[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 8 points 4 months ago

Did everybody get this as a maths problem nearly every year in primary school, and again in high school when triangle numbers were brought up?

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

I wonder if there is any pattern to those numbers

edit: ah I didn't notice, thanks all :)

[–] GetOffMyLan@programming.dev 17 points 4 months ago

It has totalled them as the items are sent everyday after they are introduced.

[–] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (3 children)

If n is the day the item is introduced, the total quantity is 42-(n-6.5)^2^.

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 14 points 4 months ago

Easier: n(13-n).

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Start with 10 and subtract 2 for every step

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

gotta account for inflation

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