Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's the most complicated dad joke I've ever heard... I'll have to add it to the dad-a-base.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

I see you upgraded from the traditional puntry.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

This dad joke was inspired by XKCD 2958

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Infra engineer here, briefly shit myself until fish tanks lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

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