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[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 months ago (2 children)

What about duck, roasted for an hour and served with a nice side of gravy.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (3 children)

You should cook it to an internal temperature of 165f or 74c instead of a set time...sorry, the Internet has ruined me. I'm so alone.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ideal temperature for killing bacteria is more of a spectrum than a hard set number. 165°F is the USDA recommendation because it's idiot-proof. Guarantees that all bacteria will be instantly killed.

But if you pull the bird at 165°F, you've already overcooked the meat and dried out all the juices. Personally I take my poultry out at 150°F, let it sit and naturally rise to 155-157°, and so long as it stays at or above 155 for more than 90 seconds, it's perfectly safe to eat. The number is more like 45 seconds IIRC but I double it just to be safe. Been doing it this way for over a decade and it's never gotten anyone sick.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I agree. Smoked a turkey breast today. 155f, pulled and wrapped in foil and placed in the microwave (as a sealed metal box, not actually used the microwave) for 30 minutes while the sides cooked. You can warm a cup of water before if you really want to keep the heat

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (3 children)

My ham has been in the oven for 2 hours and the core temperature is only 70... I don't think it will be ready when "dinner" starts in an hour and a half...

To be fair, this is the first time I've cooked holiday food in my own oven in my own residence... I've never cooked a ham this big before.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just use the replicator, Miles.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And offend me dear old ma? She never believed in using replicators.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Miles, Molly is hungry.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Usually the hams you get at the store are already cooked (check to be sure) and you just want it hot. That should give you a little wiggle room there! Whereas a pulled pork or something needs to be brought up to temperature to be technically edible, then held at that temperature for a while so it can be delicious

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

It is precooked, and it's made it up to 120! 25 more to go and it'll be ready to serve, and food got pushed back anyway, so there's still hope.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

https://www.marthastewart.com/8295708/how-long-cook-ham-guide

TL;DR A pre-cooked 10-pound ham, bone-in will need about 2 1/2 hours.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

At this point I'm just going to assume the core was still slightly frozen or close to it when I put it in. I left it to thaw for several days in the refrigerator...

Ah well, a learning experience for next year.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

You live and you learn!

Maybe practice with a ham during the year to figure cook times out :)

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Cooking practice is the best practice, because I get to celebrate each success and some of the failures with a nice meal

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Agreed, which is why I bought a digital thermometer and prob my bird multiple times in different locations and depths to make absolutely sure of this.

Turkey takes hours depending on the size and weight. Chicken is a bit less.

Ducks are usually about five or six pounds and very fatty which means they cook a bit faster than most other birds. I don't normally roast them myself, I cut them into chunks and make a duck soup or stew.

..... and a critical skill for any would be Thanksgiving chef out there .... LEARN TO MAKE TASTY SAVOURY GRAVY! It doesn't matter how well you cook your turkey, chicken or duck, if you don't make a good gravy with it, it won't be fun for anyone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I just watched Babish (dude in YouTube) make a browned-butter roux. What a game changer for gravy.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Takes about 2 hours for a duck roast.

Source: will be roasting duck imminently

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Mac and cheese is the best Thanksgiving food and you can not change my mind

And I mean a good Mac n cheese made in the oven so its crispy and shit

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

My Granny used to make it from scratch in the oven, and we all loved it. She shared the recipe with me and I was able to make it like hers before she passed. I don't make it for Thanksgiving, but I should. I do make one of her other dishes for Thanksgiving. It's a broccoli and cauliflower dish with a sauce and melted cheese. It's amazing.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Is it really stuffing if it's never used to stuff anything? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No, technically that is dressing

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

On a comic about ducks of all things, I feel compelled to point out that whoever eats it is technically being stuffed with it.

But I suppose that makes all food stuffing, not just food called stuffing.

Also: What's the deal with the word "foodstuff", anyway?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

My kid was all about that packaged bread today lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Damnit now I need a grilled cheese as well.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Why the vegetarian thanksgiving?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (10 children)

People who don't eat meat uh, exist.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Ducks are not vegetarians. They eat snails, frogs, fish, worms, crayfish etc

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

They also can't talk. Unrealistic comic smh

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Name a traditional thanksgiving food that's made out of bugs

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

mac and cheese and bugs. duh

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Man I love crayfish and worm casserole at Thanksgiving.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Because they're ducks. Ducks aren't an evil predator species like humans. The most meat they tend to eat is bugs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

They're ducks so their not going to eat turkey? Lmao

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

grilled cheese

Sure thing

gets flour out of the cabinet

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I'm not American but I can relate. Because this is just me at any kind of meal gathering.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Abort first, woodchipper if that fails

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