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[–] [email protected] 133 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Management: "Men are having sex in the stalls. Let's make them see through to discourage them."

two weeks later

Management: "Why is there always a line to the men's room now?"

[–] [email protected] 71 points 4 months ago (14 children)
[–] [email protected] 83 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'm genuinely impressed you located a thumbnail for this response so quickly.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

I want a torrent of all your memes. That's got to be quite the collection.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

There is a site like Franiac - https://www.penskefile.com/

[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Some people poop naked. I do.

It all started as a kid when I accidentally dipped my T-shirt in the toilet (it was the 90s, so everyone's clothes were baggy and oversized then). So from that day on the shirt had to go.

Then in another incident, urine accidentally spilled over the bowl into my underwear, so from that day on the pants had to go as well.

It's been decades; clothes fit properly and I now know how to aim. But the habit never went away.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Are these both American-style very high water level toilet bowl problems?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How high does their toilet water go??? An oversized t-shirt dipping into the water? Urine spilling over into your underpants?

I am frankly appalled hearing this information. Either they're living in a bizzaro wacky world or OP uses the toilet in an extraordinary fashion.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (7 children)

Jnco era was not natural, that explains the shirt. Wee wee is tiny and points under the raised seat. Commenter must hold said wee wee down to keep it from spraying from under the seat. Leaning forward is not enough, commenter is shaped in a way that makes wee wee aim up.

:p

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I'm pooping naked as we speak

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago

Nope, wearing flip flops

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago

He fighting for his life

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

He's thinking.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

I assume this is in the locker room at the gym and he is about to take a shower

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Hey we've all had those days

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The wall decor with what appears to say 'Your Time to Relax' with some sort of illuminati eyeball in the corner really brings it all together.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Now that you mention it, what is that spectre of death against the far wall? Oh, it's one of those shits. LOL

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

That left picture feels like modern art. Like an anti- "Thinking Man" with a cellphone. Add in the "Your Time Relax", and it's perfect

Edit: Where do they put their cellphone when they wipe?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Incredible. Doesn't seem real because it's such a dumb concept

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure it looked great in the architect's pitch.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'm sure the architect just has a fetish.

Edit: In fact, I'm convinced that dude is the architect himself!

[–] Ahoy 33 points 4 months ago

Ruining people's forearm workouts smh

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

This is abhorrent

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

Name and shame

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Whoever made or ordered this probably loves frosted glass effects in UI too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I bet they used Windows Vista and unironically loved it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Vista was beautiful, or were you thinking of the bugs?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Hey, frutiger aero was awesome and a dream of the future we were sold and failed to materialize in our lifetimes

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

I remember when clothing stores would use these (they go opaque when electrically charged)

I hated everything about it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I've stayed in hotel rooms like this. In some circles it appears to be a thing.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I mean hotel rooms where the bathroom has a clear or somewhat translucent wall to the rest of the room, and sometimes no door.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Helps discourage room sharing which in turn bumps up average revenue per customer

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

How do you keep the shit smell in after you drop a real stinky pickle?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Apparently rich and fashionable people don't have that problem.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

This shit hot lmao....

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