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A ghost story (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"I'm constantly haunting myself" is one description of ADHD

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Ability to Disregard Haunting Developments

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The ghost will eventually need some therapy

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Maybe we can go together

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

heard a door creaking last night & thought, "not my problem" lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I'll deal with that later

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Heck in this market I’d fight the entire poltergeist house with a smile on my face. “Oh you like being spooky?! The power of AK-47 compels you!”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I make that motherfucker pay rent.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Reminds me of an old Pete Holmes sketch about how it's impossible to know if you're being haunted in New York.

Sounds of rattling

"There goes old man Rosenthal, out for one of his kinky midnight chain walks!"

Bunch of shit flies off the walls

"Oh! Puerto Rico won again."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Add: Cats.

Ghost downstairs frantically trying to get my attention: ruckus

Me Yelling authoritatively: What're y'all fucking with down there, better not make me get the squirt gun!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Lol, accurate. But that's so me. Anyone else found their phone in the freezer?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I do not have ADHD (well I don't think so...) but I admit I have left it inside the fridge once. Not for long tough as I am addicted to the phone so I quickly notice it missing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Oh, I noticed about 20 minutes later, couldn't find it though. Or use find my phone cause it had turned off from the cold. One of my friends ended up coming over to help me look after I couldn't find it for over an hour.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Multiple times, yes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'll do you one better, ever steep your cellphone in a nice hot cup of tea for about an hour?

This is why a waterproof phone is a must for me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I've never done that, though I do also get waterproof phones cause life just happens.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I've gotten so used to not trusting my brain for remembering things i just say "i think" in every statement i make no matter how certain i am of it.

I swear, i could be testifying in a court of law and i'd still be like:

"I swear i didn't kill him! I think..."