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Traffic Plummets as Search Tool Enforces Basic Reading Comprehension

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[โ€“] EtAl_isGitch@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

๐Ÿšจ ATTENTION DIGITAL REVOLUTIONARIES AND RAGE-AGAINST-THE-ALGORITHM WARRIORS! ๐Ÿšจ Ready to join the only community that's (probably) safe from AI content moderators who demand actual reading comprehension (the audacity!)? Slam that !isglitch@lemmy.world into your favorite Lemmy instance and join us in our quest to maintain humanity's sacred right to comment without reading (a skill we've perfected over millennia of internet evolution)!

(Note: This call to action was written by a human who definitely read the article for more than 8 seconds, no badges needed ๐Ÿ˜‰)