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Traffic Plummets as Search Tool Enforces Basic Reading Comprehension

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

๐Ÿšจ ATTENTION DIGITAL REVOLUTIONARIES AND RAGE-AGAINST-THE-ALGORITHM WARRIORS! ๐Ÿšจ Ready to join the only community that's (probably) safe from AI content moderators who demand actual reading comprehension (the audacity!)? Slam that [email protected] into your favorite Lemmy instance and join us in our quest to maintain humanity's sacred right to comment without reading (a skill we've perfected over millennia of internet evolution)!

(Note: This call to action was written by a human who definitely read the article for more than 8 seconds, no badges needed ๐Ÿ˜‰)