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Santa’s sleigh vaporized by heavy anti-aircraft fire over New Jersey (www.duffelblog.com)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago

The real reason that NORAD tracks Santa is so we don't accidentally shoot him down.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

South Parks: Red Sleigh Down

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TWA_Flight_800#Missile_or_bomb_detonation

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Further examination of the airplane structure, seats, and other interior components found no damage typically associated with a high-energy explosion of a bomb or missile warhead"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Yep. Nothing to see here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

If only.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Oh but a drone...