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[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Drink olive oil = have very oily shits. Be careful.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Let me tell you about the time I ate butterfish.

More accurately, let me tell you about what happened about 3 hours after I ate butterfish.

On second thought, nobody wants to hear the details. It was bad.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

You will know what it is like to feel true emptiness.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

No wipe pooper

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

vomit and shit pure oil immediately afterwards. gross.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Extrapolating from pop science of the late 90s, drinking olive will make you immortal. Wash down some Provence herb seasoned whale blubber with copious amounts of red wine, between swiggs of olive oil, and you'll never have to deal with Alzheimers or the flu either.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How can I short someone's liver

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

💎 🙌🏻 🚀 🌕

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Thanks for triggering a memory I had suppressed. My mother used to make me drink half a cup of olive oil a day when I was a teenager because it was said to help menstrual cramps.

Anyway, it's probably not a surprise that I no longer have a gallbladder!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Ohhhhhh duhhhhh that's why I had a fucked gallbladder and had to fix my liver.

Jesus. Thanks internet. Our shared trauma is a trip.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

That’s 800 calories of straight olive oil, that is actually insane

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Instructions unclear. I am shitting my brains out now.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We had a friend who used to say "there is no problem that alcohol can't make worse!"

Of course he was a relentless pothead, but wasn't wrong.

Me, I like a drink a couple times a week, can't stand pot, and never have less than a liter of olive oil in the house.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Smoke pot and drink olive oil. Be fucking normal. For your parents.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I switched from booze to weed and my life got a lot better. Very similar "I would like to escape from the hell that is humanity, ahh that's better" effect, but without feeling like dogshit in the morning.

Never considered olive oil as an alternative. Although I think drinking a lot of that would lead to the wrong kind of 'fucked up'.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I tried weed once. I didn't even get high. But therapy did help. 10/10 would recommend.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Like an Olive Oil Therapy?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Goddamm thank you for the laugh. Need this for the new year.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

obligatory dougdoug Olive oil GIF

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

That's why I'm here!