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[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

I swim year-round and this time of the year is hell. It's summer and everyone decided to be more fit even though they know they will give up in 2 weeks, so the pool will be fucking packed with a bunch of people that don't know the rules. I'm almost tempted to take break

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I got into outdoor sports to stay away from gyms. The only exception is I use indoor climbing gyms for training. You should try lake, river, or ocean swimming. I find swimming shore to shore really fun. It's like travelling through the wilderness but with swimming 😁

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I'm not a fan of outdoor swimming and it would take 2hr+ for me to get somewhere I can swim outdoors, the pool is 2 subway stations away from my house, not an option unfortunately.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Because fuck people for trying to get in shape, right?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's like when 'influencers' push a certain touristy destination. That place goes from quaint and peaceful, to literal hell on earth, people destroying stuff, not paying attention, over crowded, garbage everywhere...same thing happens at the gym..people who dedicate their time to ensuring they stay healthy get pushed out by people filming themselves, people standing around talking about dumb crap, using all the machines improperly and taking up all the parking space because a group of 4 can't carpool...fads ruin things

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Also theres nothing worse than a crowded lane-swimming pool with casuals when you're trying to get a proper workout in. I never get mad about it, I understand why everyone is there and glad they're making an effort but theres rules that need to be followed.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Literally never said that but I've been swimming for 4 years at that place now. I have seen 0 people from the new year's wave actually stick around. They all think a new number on the date changes things but it doesn't, it never gets easier or harder, it's about you yourself changing and that has no specific date to happen.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I disagree. It does get easier to stick to something hard when you reach certain emotional milestones that drive your motivation. I'm not speaking specifically to New Year resolutions, but just in general.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You just agreed with me though. Read my comment again.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Oh, I guess I did. Yeah. Shame on me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Waiting till the new year to change is an excuse

Change now, not later

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Now is the new year though...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh, the irony of this comment. Think about it...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not seeing the irony. Please explain.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

OC literally talking about stopping doing the thing they do to get in shape, because of other people being dicks. You attempting to defend those people's actions, as though OCβ€”the one who is aware of etiquette so all can enjoyβ€”is somehow the one who's against people getting in shape.

You have defended the baddies by using the good guy's point, entirely too focused on gaslighting with it to realise. This, ironically supporting behaviours that stop people from exercising.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah. I switched to free weights last week in prep for not being able to access any of the machines at the fitness centre.

At least the running lanes at the track usually stay empty. I needed to work on my cardio more, anyway.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You are the opposite of me, my doctor told me to lift some weights lol, I only swim rn

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Next few days? For the next whole year! Why do you think gyms make their memberships so difficult to leave?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why do you think gyms make their memberships so difficult to leave

Seems like something that's mostly just an issue in the US. I just went online and cancelled my gym membership, it was like 3 clicks and I got a confirmation email of which day was the last day of the membership. Never heard from them since.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

At least in Germany most gyms have 2 year contracts, if you want to be able to cancel your membership monthly you usually pay about twice as much

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gym owners bank on the fact that 90% of their customers never show up.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Right, because they sign up at the beginning of the year and show up for three days.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Ha ha, jokes on you. I’ve been paying a gym membership for years but never go!

Gotem!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I am really looking forward to all the new ~~fresh meat~~ newcomers to Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

Being able to smash someone else's face into the mat for once

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey! 🫡 That's the "spread your legs and welcome a guy into them" sport!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yup

It's also the "choke that guy with your crotch till he passes out" sport

(Triangle chokes)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I tried it in college then just started getting railed in my dorm instead

although a couple of women joined us and I got matched with one? it was her first time too. she had a heat stroke attack or something and passed our during practice and we had to walk in the rain to find the med center

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Well its when my yearly public local sports center subscription updates, I obviously pay.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I always buy my membership in January, there's always a discount and I know I'll use it anyway. It's always way too packed in January and February though, i hate it, I have to go either super early or late for it to be bearable.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Truest thing I've ever seen lmao