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They don't get any epic music for the fight.

No no no, they get something Deadpool-esque, like Barbie Girl or Dragostea Din Tei.

And yes, I'm old, sue me. Let's see what the Supreme Court has to say about that.

"Smack My Bitch Up" by The Prodigy

We're Not Gonna Take It by Twisted Sister. Of course.

How on earth has nobody said X Gon' Give It To Ya. Maybe people are getting fixated on the Supreme Court part, but I feel like that's the right theme for kicking any ass in a White Castle parking lot.

Turbo Lover by Judas Priest

They should be beaten to death without a soundtrack. Nothing should hide the sounds of their comeuppance.

Either Killing in the Name or The Pretender.

Killing in the Name is the right answer, I feel.

The national anthem on loop. Because they have to hear it all the time and it'll remind them.

Pokemon Theme. The full version. Don't know why but it just feels right.

I’ll throw in the “basic” choice of Fuck tha Police by N.W.A.

I Fought the Law - The Clash.

Don't stop me now -Queen

Rage, Killing in the name

Take the power back - Rage Against the Machine

It's Not Unusual

Bad Reputation by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts... like in Shrek.

Yakety sax

They don’t get a fight. I give them a wedgie and have them chase me around the parking lot

Let the bodies hit the floor.

It's a great song to beat the fuck out of people to.

Ten guys jump one, what a man
You fight each other, the police state wins
Stab your backs when you trash our halls
Trash a bank if you've got real balls

You still think swastikas look cool
The real Nazis run your schools
They're coaches, businessmen and cops
In a real fourth Reich, you'll be the first to go

 --  *Nazi Punks Fuck Off* by The Dead Kennedys

blitzkrieg bop by the ramones

Any.

The entire sound track of Hotline Miami 1 and 2.

If I had to pick one, Hydrogen by MOON.

I'm shipping out to Boston

Ministry - Jesus Built My Hotrod

"I want candy" by mc Chris?

or maybe something from the coup? like "magic clap" or "takin these" or "everythang" or "ride the fence"...

edit: oh fuck. I forgot "the man" by the killers

double edit: damn, reading the coup track list and I missed "we are the ones" and "5 million ways to kill a ceo"

triple edit: the stimulator put out a series of workout mixes called "burning cop car" that is full of winners in this category

BANG POW BOOM - Insane Clown Posse

I fight naked with Juggalo Face Paint and a Bottle of Faygo up my ass.

Just like my forefathers did against the Romans 🥲

Particle Man by TMBG, of course.

Tubthumping.

it would depend on mood or reason.

i understand the RATM suggestions. that's sort of an obvious top contender.

Ministry's ass clowns comes to mind. but that's where I started day dreaming and drifted toward their earlier work and thought of scarecrow and then pslam 69 because hehe.

or maybe this is a classier whitecastle parking lot. a light piano like aria de capo ...or maybe it's more ride of the valkries vibe? hmm

last thought. primus. my name is mud. (but call me ellowishus deverdander ambercrombie )

J.U.S.T.I.C.E: Dance

Gonna need that beat for footwork.

What's the name of the Benny Hill theme song?

The Star Wars cantina song.

God‘s Gonna Cut You Down, by Johnny Cash

Any. The answer is any. I'll knock the fuck out of a geriatric ignoramus while god damned polka music is in the background. But if I had to choose....Get to the Gone by Static X

Ministry - Ass Clown

Pretty much any Ministry song will do though

Kind of a different feel, but: Fight Song - The Stanfields

Also, Metallica - For Whom The Bell Tolls and Creeping Death

Finally, the entire first Matrix Original Soundtrack

Edit: Gorillaz - Feel Good is tickling my brain, and there's something about Foster the People's Pumped Up Kicks but I'm not sure if it's a good idea. And: Dope - Die Motherfucker Die

Nazi Punks Fuck Off - Dead Kennedys(1:04)

Gag On It - Kim Petras (1:40)

She's Kerosene - The Interrupters (2:51)

West End Riot - The Living End (3:51)

Change on the Rise - Avi Kaplan (4:01)

Or skip the play list and:

Roundabout - Yes (8:36)

RATM... Killing in the Name Of

Nobody speak by DJ Shadow.

The music video won't let me fight politicians without playing it.

Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin. It's both appropriate for the task and poetic.

I'm surprised to not see any mentions of Eat the Rich by Motörhead.

So Much Better by Eminem

Or

I Hope You Die by The Bloodhound Gang