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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Invulnerability, Invisibility, Psychic

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

What if I already have the power of being attractive ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Do I have to waste a choice to keep it?

And does immortality come with eternal youth?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Insanely Rich x 3

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Im thinking... Rich, healing, teleport

Solve any current problems with money, heal people/animals, easily and instantly go anywhere.

I would attempt to "heal" the ultra-rich from whatever their obvious problem is. Lol

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

1 insanely rich so i dont have to work. 2 divine powers so i can be impressive and perform impossible fears, thereby recovering the majority of the skills i didnt pick 3 psychic so i can know what others know, uncover secrets, predict behavior, prevent crime, predict weather, and potentially talk to pets

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ignoring the devine powers weather control is ridiculously op. When i was smaller i was thinking of what extremely op devil fruit you could get in ome piece and i picked weather control. You can literally strike anyone with lightning, controll air pressure, create extrelemly strong winds that are localized(air bending), create a firestorm(firebending), rain an shit(waterbending), depending on weather you count disasters as weather(i would normally not count eartquakes but floods are def weather) you can literally turn whole cities, countries to dust. Also potentially you could just spawn certain animals that are commonly found in hurricanes if we count that. Also flight probably because of the wind powers. Your temperature range is basically -100 to 100 which is also op. You could travel with 500km/h because that was the fastest wind ever recorded. You could also rain 1kg pieces of hail on people. So yeah you would be a god basically even without the devine powers. You can add immortality of course and with that you are literally a god at that point. You can add attractive male/female(which i presume means extremely attractive because youre spending a slot on it) or super speed so you can be fast while doing this shit or anything else tbh as youre already a god.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Me when I picked immortal but my opponent spawned a tsunami that sent me to the kabillion PSI ocean floor (I am doomed)

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Immortality, invulnerability, and shape shifter to not attract too much attention (hide)

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Depending on which deity we're talking, "divine powers" is a no-brainer. Besides that: Immortality, invincibility, siphon powers. Use the time I have (i.e. all of it) to learn unarmed combat and weapon master, and become insanely rich and very intelligent, then invent implants and a powersuit (why would anyone pick those if they're a freebie with immortality), then wait around for others who have picked different powers and siphon off their powers. Since I'm invincible, I can also swallow some plutonium and become radioactive.

So, in conclusion, I would like to be a sci-fi lich.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

"Attractive Female", "Divine Power" ~~because what power doesn't fall under that~~, and "Insanely Rich."

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Most of the powers are achievable with just intellect and magic. The third power to choose is immortality because most of the sci fi or magical immortality has a catch.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Shapeshifter, telekinesis and magic. Efficiency and modularity. And i'm lazy.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Isn't divine powers all of these?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Immortal, Flight because it's more fun than teleport, and Magic for whatever else I want.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Guys you don't even eye siphon abilities? It's the pro strat

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I figure that and attractiveness will enable you to borrow any other ability you need.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Magic Feral Submariners will take over the world one day.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Vampirism, Divine Powers and Magic. These three pretty much give you every other power on this list. You are essentially God and need only keep the human race alive so you can feed off their blood.

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