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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Shapeshifter, magic, immortal. Boom.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Immortal, Teleport, Intellect

Idk how magic fits in here, since Teleport is typically a part of magic.

I will use it to fix the world buy making a lust for power and greed to the detriment of humanity a death sentence. My super hero name can be Incentive. I will make it my duty to make sure that the ruling class finally has a proper incentive to do what is right. I'll be like if Kira from death note wasn't a moron.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Teleport is creating wormholes, that's science, not magic. I'm an adult I think.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Necromancy necromancy necromancy.

Easy!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Immortal, invulnerable, magic.

Magic would probably enable a lot of the other things on that list, and having unlimited time to practice it, you could become a demigod in, to you, no time at all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Does sub-mariner come with flight and super strength or is it owning an actual submarine?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

It would be kind of hilarious if all of these were actually fully achievable in real life.

Magic is just close up street magic, if you select divine powers, someone offers you a job at the local cathedral. Radar sense, a box from amazon with some radar parts literally shows up on your doorstep.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I think I'd go immortal, phasing/ghost, shapeshifter.

Can't die or age, can't be caught, and can turn into whomever/whatever.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Unarmed combat + necromancy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I mean, Magic is just "all of the above".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Teleport - force field - healing

Pretty much nothing you couldn’t do and get away with it. Go anywhere and nobody could stop you. Healing seems redundant with force field, but I assume you’d have to turn off the force field to do some things which would leave you vulnerable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Radar sense, submariner and radiation. I'm about to go defend Greenland mortherfuckers!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Teleport, invisibility, and psionic as long as that includes mind reading.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Super hearing, super sight, sub-mariner.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

How fast is the super speed?

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

The most op power in my eyes is super speed. You basically get infinite, on demand mass, strength and endurance, and can (assuming you can go really fast) time travel

That being said, the only super power I'd ever want is the ability to create fast-acting hormones of my choosing, with my nails acting as syringes when willed to be able to inject or secrete them

AKA Emporio Ivankov

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Super sight, Invisibility, Insanely Rich.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Immortal, Teleport and Super Sight

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Shape shifting, teleportation, and insanely rich

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

With chameleon, healing and unarmed combat I could rule the world.

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