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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago

That’s where all the baby states are made.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That’s where all the illegal immigrants feed the cows to make hamberders.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Oh, so it's those darned blue states

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

when I was a kid the circles I saw from the plane window really bothered me and nobody could tell me what they were. we didn't even have dial up when I first saw them so looking them up was hard without knowing what they are called.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They are circular farms for anyone interested. There is a rolling irrigation line that rotates around the center point. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j1lMs7fcIQ

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oklahoma, Alaska, Edinburgh, Boston, Sao Paulo, Arkansas, California, West Virginia, Alaska, Tennessee, Nevada, North Dakota, Florida and, of course, Taxes.

[–] nilclass@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You forgot to mention Alaska

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I did? Well, Alaska too of course. That has to be all 12.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

And despair.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

#Just1700sThings

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

True story: first time my ex visited my family in the Midwest. As we started descending, she saw the perfect graph paper alignment and exclaimed way too loudly just as they throttled back “WOW, IT IS REALLY FLAT”

[–] kerrypacker@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Certainly that’s what she felt like, but parts of the Midwest are strikingly flat with disturbingly regular road layouts, especially to someone who hasn’t been there before. My brother jokes that the biggest hill near him is the landfill and there’s too much truth to that

It’s very different from the hilly area she was used to, where the joke is more like “the roads were not planned but just evolved from wildlife paths following natural features“

[–] Saryn@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I guess I must be "retarded" as well - I don't get what's so funny about someone being impressed or otherwise stricken with the landscape of a place they've never been to.

Edit: typos

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

…. And blurt it out overly loudly

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh Lemmy Shitpost, you are a diamond in the rough.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I usually compare myself to coal

Annex us please?

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[–] bratorange@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

I’ve heard they are struggling with interferences in the field.