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[–] Boozilla@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

Natural resources include an unfairly disproportionate number of electoral votes.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 5 points 2 months ago

This sounds so much like classic, '90's The Onion that I had to check the date. Sure enough: September 4, 1996. Off-topic, but one of my great regrets is not saving a copy of the issue with the hard-hitting investigative report, "BEER! It kicks ass!"

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago

Sounds made up, I don't believe it.