this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (6 children)

"I'm so nice to these lizardbrains" Sure, sweetheart

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That has mixed success for various women in my experience.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Are the non-ace okay?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I'm guessing most of the younger crowd here has never seen When Harry Met Sally.

https://youtu.be/iEV_pQIf3Og

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I wonder if she's an egg or at least a lesbian

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I think she's just hot and trying to make friends. Like, I know lesbians with similar experiences and I've met trans men who put out in order to get to be friends with guys before transitioning, but I've met plenty of cishet women who thought they'd made a cool new friend only to have him hit on her and break off the friendship over it

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I wish people would put me in the girlfriend zone ( I'm a man)

Or the freindzonr would be nice too.

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