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[–] [email protected] 134 points 3 months ago (5 children)
  1. Learn how to take a screenshot
  2. Clean your damned screen
[–] [email protected] 78 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Learn how to take a screenshot

Part of the joke is that it looks like a snapchat story, hence the photo

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And what about their screen?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

People on Snapchat dont give a fuck about cleanliness.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago

Screenshots are also disabled.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I didn't notice until you posted. I thought it was my phone screen.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago
  1. Clean your damned phone screen
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I thought it was some sort of sky full of stars background.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Yes, please teach us how to take screenshots from tty.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's not a tty, you can see the window dscorations in the picture

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 months ago (3 children)

It's okay. Emacs is still available.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago

Bah. Moving from one ideologist's garden to another. Choose freedom! Choose Microsoft Paint.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Emacs runs everything if you try hard enough.

Someone has built an org mode plugin for launching steam games[1] - I don't believe anyone has yet built a steamos emulator in elisp, though.

But that just means it could be you!

  1. https://github.com/Kungsgeten/steam.el
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

I'm sure some PhD student has. Unfortunately they don't come out of their mom's attic for anything other than ramen so we'll never find out

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Holy shit, that looks real.

I... Don't have words. It's beautiful. And it's terrifying.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dirty Emacs scum. Jk, I love ya.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Hey, personally, I use nano.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nano users unite and edit a few lines of code, but that's it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Nano users unite and edit a few lines of code, but that's it.

I would pay for that on a shirt. That's really good.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

But what about micro :P

Honestly i feel micro is a child of vim and nano. Powerful addons and visual support. With simple keybinds

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Pretty great response.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Instruction unclear, made a Neovim version lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Am not a Neovim user. How do you make the lines show up next to the directory contents listing?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That’s a plugin called oil.nvim, which allows you to navigate and edit filesystem as if it’s a neovim buffer

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Thanks!

I’ll add that onto my ~~pile~~ list of things to look into again once Helix gets its plugin functionality…

Edit: I’ve just ended up using Yazi from within Helix for this. :D

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

That's a programming font for the insane.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm just surprised this isn't a systemd joke

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

ed (1) is still the standard text editor.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

You don’t use butterflies?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I assume these memes are related to tiktok somehow? Is there more to it than that, or am I just no longer "hip" enough to understand today's humor?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Yea its a meme of the format of the TikTok ban message, though there is also a sub-joke is the PID being how the US's political parties swing back and forth, which is in the part where TikTok referred to trump planning on revoking the ban, and that it just needs to wait for it to finish swinging back right.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Yeah I think it is, they had a similar page

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Damn, I guess ill have to use Nano (ewww)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Gross, providing a UI you can just learn without a separate reference manual? Disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Ikr, why would I want simplicity when I can have superiority (I use Arch btw)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Or micro, if you wish nano made sense

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I wish nano wouldn’t destroy line endings.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I have not seen that behavior

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

What do you mean?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Only issue I have with it is copy paste, especially over ssh

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

(i use geany tho)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

all migrate to kakoune now! >:3