Programmer Humor

This could be so much longer.

Killing children, class systems, so many programming language names, the ridiculous ways equality and order-of-operations are done sometimes. Plenty of recursion jokes to be made. Big O notation. Any other ideas?

while (true) { print(money) }

isn't that just crypto mining?

I actually have that teapot and I use it several times a week.

Cat is a fluffy animal, not for reading shit

Enough people have thought of while (true){ print(money); } for manufacturers to have built stuff into printers to prevent that, alas.

Can someone explain this joke to me

"I'm writing a recursive method with threads to optimize the CPU usage in a 0.02%"

I understand everything apart from the "in a 0.02%". What does that mean? How can something be in a percentage?

Socrates said books were dumbing down humanity because, since people could just look things up in books they wouldn’t have to memorise information anymore, and that made their brains soft.

Ever since society began, some people have been convinced the next generation’s technology was going to be society’s downfall, whether it was Socrates’ books, the telegraph in the 1800s, radio, the (land line) telephone, dishwashers (women will become lazy and unsuitable wives and mothers), screened windows (society will collapse because you won’t hear your neighbours and pedestrians on the street, we’ll all become hermits and die holed up in our homes), comic books would rot the brains of the youth, then music, then video games… it goes on and on.

So far, those predictions have never been true. Every older generation freaks out when the ones after come of age. It’s like societal growing pains.

Increasing the CPU optimization by 0.02% does seem crazy to me. If you're going to spend time working on something, make it worthwhile. Also, isn't while(true) {print(money)} Microsoft, Apple and Amazon:s business model?

I bet ATMs would have a while true print money function

Math professorss be like:

Isn't that supposed to be "Write it on a paper"?

I always wonder what the original post was. Something like "Stop doing science!" or some shit but seriously rather than sarcastically.

To make things worse, that teapot doesn't have a bottom surface.